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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 306256" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>No, (insert smack on his head)...you <strong>DON'T ALWAYS KNOW</strong>!!! This is where I offer to give the low down on women's cycles, etc, especially when you become a tad older. Come on...you really need to know this. This is where they run screaming out of the room with their hands over their ears.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" />I don't want to know!!!</p><p> </p><p>I've only known one man in my life that truly wanted to understand. (true story and dialogue) </p><p> </p><p>So, it just...comes on? </p><p> </p><p>Yep.</p><p> </p><p>You don't know when? </p><p> </p><p>Nope. Ballpark range, but that's about as good as it gets. Even sometimes that doesn't happen. Heck, I went 4 months without a period and then BAM. I thought I was done. Guess not.</p><p> </p><p>Wow...that's got to suck. </p><p> </p><p>Yeah, I guess so.</p><p> </p><p>Don't you carry supplies with you?</p><p> </p><p>Yes, dorko, but many times it's TOO LATE to do anything about the damage. It just happens.</p><p> </p><p>Hmph. Never thought about that. That REALLY has to suck.</p><p> </p><p>Yes, hon...it does. Remember a few weeks ago while we were frolicking through the zoo and I was kind of in a hurry to go home? That was the 'BAM.'</p><p> </p><p>No way.</p><p> </p><p>Yes way. I spent 2 flipping hours in that zoo while ruining all clothing below the waist.</p><p> </p><p>I never knew.</p><p> </p><p>That's because we become very adept at making do with whatever is around and covering up what is happening.</p><p> </p><p>Why didn't you tell me?</p><p> </p><p>Because most guys would run away screaming.</p><p> </p><p>That's sad.</p><p> </p><p>Yes, it is, but it is reality.</p><p> </p><p>What did you do with your clothes?</p><p> </p><p>I WASHED THEM, dipshyte. Most women have their period clothes, panties, etc., and their regular clothes. If you're really lucky, you have the right clothes on at the right time. Unfortunately, my period clothes tend to far outweigh my normal clothes. My timing has never been that good.</p><p> </p><p>(good bit of pondering at this point)</p><p> </p><p>I guess I'll think twice about things like this again.</p><p> </p><p>Good boy. And while you're at it, don't buy Depends if a woman asks for supplies. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p> </p><p>Abbey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 306256, member: 179"] No, (insert smack on his head)...you [B]DON'T ALWAYS KNOW[/B]!!! This is where I offer to give the low down on women's cycles, etc, especially when you become a tad older. Come on...you really need to know this. This is where they run screaming out of the room with their hands over their ears.:surprised1:I don't want to know!!! I've only known one man in my life that truly wanted to understand. (true story and dialogue) So, it just...comes on? Yep. You don't know when? Nope. Ballpark range, but that's about as good as it gets. Even sometimes that doesn't happen. Heck, I went 4 months without a period and then BAM. I thought I was done. Guess not. Wow...that's got to suck. Yeah, I guess so. Don't you carry supplies with you? Yes, dorko, but many times it's TOO LATE to do anything about the damage. It just happens. Hmph. Never thought about that. That REALLY has to suck. Yes, hon...it does. Remember a few weeks ago while we were frolicking through the zoo and I was kind of in a hurry to go home? That was the 'BAM.' No way. Yes way. I spent 2 flipping hours in that zoo while ruining all clothing below the waist. I never knew. That's because we become very adept at making do with whatever is around and covering up what is happening. Why didn't you tell me? Because most guys would run away screaming. That's sad. Yes, it is, but it is reality. What did you do with your clothes? I WASHED THEM, dipshyte. Most women have their period clothes, panties, etc., and their regular clothes. If you're really lucky, you have the right clothes on at the right time. Unfortunately, my period clothes tend to far outweigh my normal clothes. My timing has never been that good. (good bit of pondering at this point) I guess I'll think twice about things like this again. Good boy. And while you're at it, don't buy Depends if a woman asks for supplies. ;) Abbey [/QUOTE]
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