I want a permanent corner. Period.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Seriously, it could be cool. I could have a few cubicles that those of you who need to hide in for a day or so...or maybe longer. NO ONE would know we are there. (Certainly *I* would never tell. *snicker*.) When we are bad (ummm, choke, choke, Star), you'd have your own personal place to go under the radar.

    Myself, I'd probably live under there most of the time.

    Abbey
     
  2. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    A *few* cubicles???

    Try *thousands*! :rofl:

    (save one for me)

    Suz
     
  3. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    I need a cave to hide in. NOW!

    I'll take a cubicle, though......anything.
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    BUT DOES MY BRIDGE (er cubicle) come with a GOAT GOAT?

    and brownies....? ;) NOT the kind Mustang talked about in your cart either.

    OGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOO HE's HOME AND CALLED FOR HIS dog......blarg I am dead.
     
  5. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Star,

    Yours comes with a donkey donkey,

    WAIT, it comes with a ba-donk-y donk! (_|_)



    OK. Off to my OWN corner now.
     
  6. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ok. I think I can hold about 40 people. It will be tight, but we will have lots of friendship, music, food, etc. If I can get Raoul to come by....well, that would be a plus.

    I promise I won't be bad for the next 9 days. I'm duct taping Star's and Toto's mouth as well. Hmmm...there are a few more.

    Steely? No..she needs to cut lose.

    Tiredmommy...DammitJanet, Nomad, BBKitty, Fran, Witz, D Janet, wyntersgrace, Meowbunny, Cheryl...come on board. You need a break.

    KJS, Timerlady, Loth...that's only about 14!!

    Who else wants to come into our cubicle?

    Abbey
     
  7. tiredmommy

    tiredmommy Site Moderator

    Exactly how many corners are there in this room?
     
  8. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Well...don't know about 'corners,' but I think we could handle about 40 people.

    Abbey
     
  9. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    What is/are the criteria needed to be eligible for a permanent corner?
     
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Criteria?

    Well, if you have a doctor's statement that you are stressed or insane, you're in. We'll make room. If no doctor, we'll just take it on your statement. That's good enough for me.

    Abbey
     
  11. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Pretty sure that I am insane - atleast that is what my kids say.

    Stressed? ummmm - not at the moment because I am home alone with puppy tonight. Wished I would have realized this earlier, I would have planned better - oh well, the quiet is nice and I love to be alone. Gotta get the "Wonder how difficult child is doing" thoughts out of my head and the "What is easy child up to this moment" thoughts out of my head and the "Why did sister in law have to move into the area" thoughts out of my head. O.k., does sound like I am stressed.

    I am in!
     
  12. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    MPHMPHFPHMFPHPF....crumbs....mphmpphmffphmfpp....moooore crumbs....

    Oh what, you don't have to worry about my mouth! I am too busy stuffing it full of chocolate!!! I want a round, circulo, so I can just run circles.... LA LA LA LA...
    Me in my Non-corner, non-potty mouth, little Miss. Sparkle Pootie can come run laps with me!!!
    I will bring a sit-n-spin. so I can tell people what to go and do with them selves when they tell me I have to leave...
    Oh, wait did I just type that?
    Back to the circle!
     
  13. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Know what Abbey has not been telling us?

    It's a ROUND cubicle. It's a CYLINDRICAL.

    And she's been telling us to pick a corner.

    No wonder we are all going crazy.
     
  14. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    BBK...you got it!!:bravo::abouttime:
     
  15. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Oooooh...I want to join! Are there soft pillows, icy cold iced tea (or something else), and all the books you can read? I'm there. With all my books so we can all share and read something different.
     
  16. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green


    *SNORT* I don't NEED a doctor's note. All you have to do is actually MEET me. :laugh: So yeah, I'm in. I like dogs so can I have a "corner" near Star?
     
  17. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    If there is NO corner - I may not be able to join you as I will have absolutely NO place to go when I am bad. WHAT would you tell me then ? HUH?? Star - go to your - wall? pft.

    I'm next on the spin and puke :sick:
     
  18. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    :crazy2: Yes, Star. You'd go to the wall and pretend the room wasn't spinning. After a sufficient time out (we will detemine that as we are 'expert' parents':clubbing:), you'd be let out to join the rest of the stressed people for short periods of time. Think how exciting THAT will be!!

    One of us, not sure who at this point, will have internet access so we can update the board on our lives and our 40 person circle. No kids allowed, but the kitties and doggies and such pets mentioned would be wonderful. (I promise I won't bring my parrots. They're going with husband.) I might have a problem with rats. You'd have to convince me otherwise.

    I just bought a queen size inflatable bed. Make sure you can fit in the circle.

    Abbey
     
  19. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    I just got a new laptop a couple of months ago. I could bring that if you let me in. I have been being nice lately and it is making me very stressed. It is so hard to censor my fingers. They want to type stuff that makes star look like an angel. Or a co-conspirator?

    Can I come??

    Please??

    Pretty please without a difficult child on top???

    Huh?

    Huh?

    How 'bout now??
     
  20. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Awww..Susie, you are our outside world link!! Of course I have a comfy corner (snicker) with a name tag on it. It's even got your own window!! (snicker again).

    Shoot. Now that I'm looking this place around, I think we might be able to get a few more in. I mean...it's circular....now that the secret is out...thanks for whomever spoiled that.

    We could just spiral.

    Just some ground rules:

    1) You must bathe, shower (haha....yeah, we have great showers here..it's called a sprinkler), clean up at least every 3 days. Someone, not me, will be doing the sniff test.

    2) You must check into the board every few days to know how lovely your life is. There is a library within walking distance. Ok, so it's 109 degrees today. You'll get over it soon.

    3) You must be willing to take in any random pet that comes in. Nuff' said.

    4) Well, I don't really have a fourth rule. I guess I'm so shallow.

    Abbey
     
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