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<blockquote data-quote="rejectedmom" data-source="post: 15498" data-attributes="member: 2315"><p>I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.</p><p> *****</p><p> I had amnesia once -- or twice.</p><p> *****</p><p> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?</p><p> *****</p><p> Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.</p><p> *****</p><p> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.</p><p> *****</p><p> If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.</p><p> *****</p><p> What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?</p><p> *****</p><p> They told me I was gullible and I believed them.</p><p> *****</p><p> Teach a child t o be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows&amp;nb sp;up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.</p><p> ******</p><p> Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone</p><p> *****</p><p> One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.</p><p> *****</p><p> My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.</p><p> *****</p><p> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.</p><p> *****</p><p> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.</p><p> *****</p><p> How can there be self-help "groups"?</p><p> *****</p><p> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?</p><p> *****</p><p> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who</p><p> can't get his pants off.</p><p> *****</p><p> Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rejectedmom, post: 15498, member: 2315"] I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ***** I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child t o be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows&nb sp;up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ****** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone ***** One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ***** My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ***** The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ***** How can there be self-help "groups"? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ***** Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ***** Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? [/QUOTE]
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