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If you don't laugh, you'll cry: easy child's wkly call from psychiatric ward where she "works"
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<blockquote data-quote="TerryJ2" data-source="post: 609835" data-attributes="member: 3419"><p>OMG, she tells the best stories! And she is learning to laugh instead of cry. (Don't know if I mentioned the time she called me, sobbing, when she had the worst wk of her life.)</p><p>Last wk, there was a funeral at the hospital. One of the long-term, elderly pts. Friends, aka other pts, were asked to come up and say a word or two.</p><p>You can see where this is going ...</p><p>One man stood up and sang, "JeeeeeeeeeessssssuS ... IS ..."</p><p>That's it. He sat down. (Is w<em>hat?)</em></p><p>Another man stripped naked and ran around the room.</p><p>A toothless woman, who chews her tongue and acts really tough, (and is schizophrenic), stood up and said, "I'm a hit man. If you want to know what happened to your mother, I killed her. I'll see you afterward for payment."</p><p>Yes, the family was there. easy child said they smiled and said, "Thank you ..." and just blew her off. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/23_34_2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":holymoly:" title="Holy Moly :holymoly:" data-shortname=":holymoly:" /></p><p></p><p>AND her supervisor offered her a job!!!! She asked how much longer easy child is in school (a yr-and-a-half ... and then PhD program).</p><p>Oh. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /></p><p>"Well, if you need a ltr of recommendation for graduate school, I'll be happy to give one." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerryJ2, post: 609835, member: 3419"] OMG, she tells the best stories! And she is learning to laugh instead of cry. (Don't know if I mentioned the time she called me, sobbing, when she had the worst wk of her life.) Last wk, there was a funeral at the hospital. One of the long-term, elderly pts. Friends, aka other pts, were asked to come up and say a word or two. You can see where this is going ... One man stood up and sang, "JeeeeeeeeeessssssuS ... IS ..." That's it. He sat down. (Is w[I]hat?)[/I] Another man stripped naked and ran around the room. A toothless woman, who chews her tongue and acts really tough, (and is schizophrenic), stood up and said, "I'm a hit man. If you want to know what happened to your mother, I killed her. I'll see you afterward for payment." Yes, the family was there. easy child said they smiled and said, "Thank you ..." and just blew her off. :holymoly: AND her supervisor offered her a job!!!! She asked how much longer easy child is in school (a yr-and-a-half ... and then PhD program). Oh. :( "Well, if you need a ltr of recommendation for graduate school, I'll be happy to give one." :) [/QUOTE]
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