I'm off to bare cleavage and long johns

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    I'm going in. I actually put on a bra. Give me kudos. And, I'm going to beg. I'll wear the kilt, ok? Come on, come on...

    If I could beat out 700 18 year olds I've won the job war. I probably won't get the job, but it's kind of fun to try.

    Abbey
     
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    :tongue:Chorus Sung to the song - Rawhide......

    Hike 'Em UP, shove 'em out, **** it in, add a pout......
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    Bat those lashes and wiggle the hips. Flash em you're winning smile. Pour on the charm.

    But most importantly.......have fun with it like you do everything else.

    If anyone can beat out 18 yr old kids........YOU can. :D

    Let us know how it goes.
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    My second thought -

    at least you are not off to bear cleavage and tall men named john.
    You suppose bears have cleavage? :confused:
     
  5. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    What are you saying, beating out 18 year olds???

    You're just 18! Only with a couple years experience to be BETTER THAN THEM!
     
  6. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    We want pictures! LOTS of pictures!
     
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911


    DO NOT ANGER THE SPORK QUEEN!!!!!!!!

    (well all be eatin' with spoons) :tongue:
     
  8. ML

    ML Guest

    I say go for it. You are one hot chickie!
     
  9. bby31288

    bby31288 Active Member

    Do you have a realllllyyy good push up bra? That will help! My 18 year old will tell you that.
     
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ashamed to say, but I went in with a low-cut top. Suffice it to say, cleavage was not a problem. Wore a pair of ratty old jeans with holes in them and high heels.

    I'm walking out the door and H says, "You're applying for a job in that outfit?" I said, "You've been to Hooters. Do they wear a business suit?" He's like...yeah, I guess you're right.

    Manager said I passed the initial test...as he's staring at my chest. Geez.

    Abbey
     
  11. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    :rofl:
     
  12. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Now the famous question------ just what do they wear UNDER those "tilted" kilts?
     
  13. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Let's hope the kilt test doesn't follow the "initial test". ;) DDD
     
  14. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Oh, geez...a kilt test? Not gonna happen. I'll have my granny pants on.

    Abbey
     
  15. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Well, I imagine that if your highbeams are dazzling enough, it won't really matter how well the kilt fits! :tongue: Sounds like you blinded 'im, Abbey! Do you have to audition doing the Highland Fling next? husband might have something to say about that! :rofl:
     
  16. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Abbey...we always knew "the girls" were gonna come in handy one day! At least if they are hiked up in the bra, you arent tucking them into the kilt...lol.
     
  17. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    ROFLMKILTOFF.....
    tucking them into her kilt......omg......baaaaaaaad Janet.
     
  18. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Wow, not sure how I missed this earlier. Flaunt what ya got.

    beth
     
  19. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    OMG Janet.......I'm now wiping pepsi off my monitor.
     
  20. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Old inside joke...lol.

    I think we had a post on here that went on for days about the girls and bra's and to wear or not to wear. At some point in time they became udders and I rolled them up and tucked them...lol. Abbey claimed to do the same but I have seen pics of Abbey and I find that very hard to believe. Our Miss Abbey is quite attractive...lol.
     
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