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It should have been my 17th Anniversary today...
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 379784" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I found your post, short, negative, and petty. (snort) Did you write that while you were SMOKING? Or were you having a tequila sunrise? </p><p> </p><p>Seriously B? You need my newest invention - Ronco NEVER had anything like this - It's not the veg-o matic......it's the B-omatic. Yes sir.....You put all your problems in the handy dandy invention - and </p><p> </p><p>OUT comes - </p><p> </p><p>A perfect child </p><p>A loving husband </p><p>A wonderful job</p><p>A reason to smoke</p><p>A less critical parent</p><p>A twinkie thats literally fat free</p><p>A debt free society</p><p>A humble honest used car sales man</p><p>A maid that loves cleaning your home</p><p>A way to catch and release spiders </p><p>A marketable dish for butter cricket soup</p><p>A place to bury AH x's </p><p>A money tree </p><p> </p><p>And the applications to this go on and on </p><p> </p><p>Buy two today and receive completey free the travel B-Omatic! Take it with you to soccer fields, have that difficult team Mother - NO PROBLEM - point the B-Omatic at her and Voila - Instantly transform yourself to LEAD TEAM MOM - and her to WATER BOY. </p><p> </p><p>Hurry and get yours today - </p><p> </p><p>(don't be petty dang it - GET ONE NOW) .........point it at anyone you .........(*poof) </p><p> </p><p>tag, tax and pretty, girly wrapping paper NOT include.......(oh I see you pointed the machine at ME and GOT your wrapping paper - GOOD thinnin') </p><p> </p><p>Hugs & Love </p><p>Ron-Co</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 379784, member: 4964"] I found your post, short, negative, and petty. (snort) Did you write that while you were SMOKING? Or were you having a tequila sunrise? Seriously B? You need my newest invention - Ronco NEVER had anything like this - It's not the veg-o matic......it's the B-omatic. Yes sir.....You put all your problems in the handy dandy invention - and OUT comes - A perfect child A loving husband A wonderful job A reason to smoke A less critical parent A twinkie thats literally fat free A debt free society A humble honest used car sales man A maid that loves cleaning your home A way to catch and release spiders A marketable dish for butter cricket soup A place to bury AH x's A money tree And the applications to this go on and on Buy two today and receive completey free the travel B-Omatic! Take it with you to soccer fields, have that difficult team Mother - NO PROBLEM - point the B-Omatic at her and Voila - Instantly transform yourself to LEAD TEAM MOM - and her to WATER BOY. Hurry and get yours today - (don't be petty dang it - GET ONE NOW) .........point it at anyone you .........(*poof) tag, tax and pretty, girly wrapping paper NOT include.......(oh I see you pointed the machine at ME and GOT your wrapping paper - GOOD thinnin') Hugs & Love Ron-Co [/QUOTE]
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