I've created a monster

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, May 18, 2009.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    I just HAD to try the red dot game with Chester. I thought it would be a fun thing to do every now and then. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....that durn dog has to play ALL. THE. TIME. I had the laser pointer on my key chain but I quickly found that I can't do that anymore. Everytime I pick my keys up he goes nuts. I have to HIDE a stupid laser pointer from a 1 foot tall 18 lb DOG!

    He will come up and BEG!!! It's PATHETIC!!! Funny, but pathetic. He's got these dark brown eyes that he uses ruthlessly and will paw at me until I get up to go get the pointer.

    Forget the skillet imprint. Star was right. I've got SUCKA permanently imbedded in my forehead. :slap:
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    NOW you see the genius in my madness......:confused:

    eesch -

    Okay show of paws WHO else knew Chester was a keeper from day one?


    A turkey buzzard has been landing in the woods behind our house and Pootie is dying to get it....have you played THAT game yet? You know - HEY GET EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD BARKING AT A WOODLAND CORPSE?

    I keep saying "Okay girl......GOOD GIRL. ALL done." and she'll walk away, boof boof baroooooooo, and off she goes on a tangent for another 10 minutes. Shes inside now and boofing out the curtains of the back door.

    DF said he'd walk over there tomorrow just to be sure it wasn't something or someone that wasn't supposed to be there. Ewwwwwww......
  3. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  4. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Can't say that I've played that game yet. However....Chester has claimed the top of a buffet thingy (former dresser that I repainted) as his own since it sits in front of a window. It also just happens to be basically right over my shoulder when I'm at the computer. Not normally a problem unless he sees one of the cat horde that I feed or something else equally interesting. THEN he gets this shrill bark going that will pierce your eardrum.
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    If he's sitting on a dresser - you should have called him Doiley......

    I've heard the bark - she's not kidding - the kid could do those ella fitzgerald memorex commercials and break the glass with that howl.

  6. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    That's over the phone hon. Try it in person from 2 feet away.

    At ear level.
  7. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    I know the bark. My friend has one. Sweet as pie but his bark can burst ear drums. I know I wouldn't be able to take it. (which is why I won't get one)

    Had to LOL over the red dot game.

    Betsy had a light up ball sort of like those wobbly ones you get for little kids.......Bumble ball........but for dogs. I kid you not, she grieved when it finally gave out. (while we thanked out lucky stars) I still haven't found her a replacement. It kept her busy for hours.
  8. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    My kids favorite is the BLINKEY THING -

    It's a triple balled dumbell that lights up red and blinks in the dark when you throw it..

    I have no idea where to ever get another - but the big guy sometimes carries it to bed with him....lol

    DF tried the red dot game with Piper the cat and I FINALLY had to take the blasted thing away from him. (From HIM) not HER HIM.
  9. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Oh, I knew from the first post that dog was never going away. :tongue:

  10. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Too funny Stang!
  11. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    When I find your address? I'm going to send you a critter in a box......


    and since I care.....ear plugs. :redface:
  12. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    What KIND of critter?? :surprise:
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Um........lemme go look see what I gots.

    Toto has a tarantula and I think YEAH - I'd like one of those - how about that?
  14. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    *looking through the emoticons*

    Huh....that's odd.....we don't seem to have one that is screaming wildly and climbing furniture.
  15. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    star..want me to box up the possum for ya?
  16. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911



    Thanks Janet........

    Keep a weather eye on your mail box 'Stang.
  17. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Oh well heck.....opossums ain't nuthin. Pshaw.

    'Round these here parts....we call them speed bumps.
  18. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Speed bumps... thanks for the good chuckle.

  19. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Your welcome Abs!

    Oh and the red dot game? MUUUUUUUCH more entertaining in the back yard after dark! :bigsmile:
  20. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    We have the green dot game at our house. Don't know where Hubby found a green laser, but the toy panthers love it. Bud could care less.