Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by InsaneCdn, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    Seeing as how we are saying that we miss the "dark humour" side that used to be around this board... I thought I'd start a Joke of the Day thread.

    Suggested modus operandi:

    1. Anyone is welcome to add a new joke - but we want to limit it to one or two a day. If you have a good one, you might have to sit on it for a day or two... but better that way then 10 jokes once a month.

    2. The jokes need to directly relate to life as it is lived by those of us on this board - difficult/challenging kids, in particular, as much as possible. A sprinkling of board historical reference jokes are also welcome (Raoul?)

    3. NO graphics. Some members can't see links, graphics and other items, for example at work. And we want to "get the joke" when we get to the board, whether from work or elsewhere.

    If the rest of you don't like my idea, we don't have to do this.
  2. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    How many difficult children does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer 1: none
    Answer 2: infinity

    It doesn't matter how many you have assigned to the task, it still won't get done.
  3. New Leaf

    New Leaf Well-Known Member

    Light bulb?
    Whats that Mom?

    (Does commentary count as a joke?)

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  4. Scent of Cedar *

    Scent of Cedar * Well-Known Member

    Joke #1:

    Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning

    Joke #2:

    Alcohol and calculus dont mix...Dont drink and derive.


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  5. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    What's the major difference between the parents of kids involved in expensive sports, and the parents of highly challenging kids?

    While they both have major holes in their wallets, the parents of kids involved in expensive sports are still smiling.
  6. AppleCori

    AppleCori Well-Known Member

    Another light bulb joke....

    How many dcs does it take to change a light bulb?


    But, he thinks if he just holds the bulb up, the world will revolve around him.

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