Joke - read to end

Star*

call 911........call 911
A freind sent me this today - and it made me chuckle. You could replace the black or white with any color or disability.

This scene took place on a British Airways flight
between
Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years
old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called
the air hostess. "You
obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed
me next to a
black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant
group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess
replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if
another place is available."
The hostess went away & then came back a
few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available
seats in Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that
there is also no seat in Business Class.
All the same, we still have one
place in First Class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess
continued. "It is unusual for our company
to permit someone from Economy
Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the
captain
feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting."
She turned to the black guy & said, "Therefore, Sir, if
you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in
First Class."
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by
what they had just witnessed,
stood up & applauded.
 

totoro

Mom? What's a difficult child?
Love it!!! That is one for my husband Dad... he just doesn't get it when I try to explain that I am HISPANIC...not Mexican. My step-family is Mexican. All of them, both of my Step-Mom's
Yes my Dad does live in Mexico... no he is not Mexican... hmmm? No my Mom was Spanish and Portuguese my dad is English and Native American with a sprinkle of French...
Well how can your Nephew be black? He's not, he's mallato...
It just get's so confusing to even explain!!! Even my husband step-dad is mildly ignorant as well as his Mom, I think it is some of that generation that has not pulled their heads out of their you know what's...
 
Top