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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 227430" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>Can I toss in a difficult child husband? No kids to trade.</p><p></p><p>He's extremely efficient at fixing things. Doesn't matter what it is. Keep in mind that it will only get half done, but the intent is there.</p><p></p><p>He's very sociable when others are around...tends to be the life of the party. Others love him. He struggles, though, when out of the limelight to be a normal person. Huge mood swings.</p><p></p><p>He'll give you GREAT 'suggestions' on what you should be doing.</p><p></p><p>He shovels snow quite well. He did three houses today.</p><p></p><p>He's an awesome cook, but it will take you 2 days to clean up the mess.</p><p></p><p>He's brilliant, but doesn't know how to turn on a dishwasher or washer/dryer. He doesn't know they exist.</p><p></p><p>You'll know every useless piece of knowledge about the universe. Seriously.</p><p></p><p>If it has to do with electricity...you're set. Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher nearby.</p><p></p><p>He can play World of Warcraft very well. He's level 71. (insert applause) I think I'm swooning.</p><p></p><p>His cussing level is among the most admired. You would have the delight of hearing it nearly every hour of the day. Imagine that luxury.</p><p></p><p>As an added bonus, if you respond in the next 10 minutes, I'll toss in three screaming parrots! Wait...there is more! I'll even toss in airfare and all his debt!</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><strong>(no returns)</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Abbey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 227430, member: 179"] Can I toss in a difficult child husband? No kids to trade. He's extremely efficient at fixing things. Doesn't matter what it is. Keep in mind that it will only get half done, but the intent is there. He's very sociable when others are around...tends to be the life of the party. Others love him. He struggles, though, when out of the limelight to be a normal person. Huge mood swings. He'll give you GREAT 'suggestions' on what you should be doing. He shovels snow quite well. He did three houses today. He's an awesome cook, but it will take you 2 days to clean up the mess. He's brilliant, but doesn't know how to turn on a dishwasher or washer/dryer. He doesn't know they exist. You'll know every useless piece of knowledge about the universe. Seriously. If it has to do with electricity...you're set. Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher nearby. He can play World of Warcraft very well. He's level 71. (insert applause) I think I'm swooning. His cussing level is among the most admired. You would have the delight of hearing it nearly every hour of the day. Imagine that luxury. As an added bonus, if you respond in the next 10 minutes, I'll toss in three screaming parrots! Wait...there is more! I'll even toss in airfare and all his debt! [SIZE=1][B](no returns)[/B][/SIZE] Abbey [/QUOTE]
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