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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 392308" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>everytime and issue with your brother comes up - picture a chimpanzee in a suit, talking on the telephone - mouthing the words - I'm a monkeys uncle...I'm a monkeys uncle - no, I'm a monkey uncle I'm a monkey uncle......then chattering.....like those chimps on that 70's tv show used to do - because HE makes about as much sense and you should at least have a funny mental image in your head when you think of him to entertain your brain. Dress him (er the chimp) in interesting costumes every time. Suits, hats, rain bonnets, curlers......up to you. The sky is the limit. </p><p> </p><p>I would therefore also change the subject each and every time my Mother brought ANYTHING regarding my chimpanzee - up too. </p><p> </p><p>Example: </p><p> </p><p>Did you know that your GFGCHIMPANZEE said today -</p><p>SUSIE* - (cuts mom off) MOM did you know that the whale has the largest sex organ of any animal on the planet followed only in size by the walrus? </p><p>Mom - ????? </p><p>Mom - ????? What? </p><p>Susie* - I said......Lovely weather we're having isn't it?</p><p> Mom - What about the walrus? </p><p>Susie* - THe WHAT? </p><p>Mom- The Walrus? </p><p>Susie* - Ku Ku Ca Chu? I don't know Mom......what about it? </p><p> </p><p>See??? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 392308, member: 4964"] everytime and issue with your brother comes up - picture a chimpanzee in a suit, talking on the telephone - mouthing the words - I'm a monkeys uncle...I'm a monkeys uncle - no, I'm a monkey uncle I'm a monkey uncle......then chattering.....like those chimps on that 70's tv show used to do - because HE makes about as much sense and you should at least have a funny mental image in your head when you think of him to entertain your brain. Dress him (er the chimp) in interesting costumes every time. Suits, hats, rain bonnets, curlers......up to you. The sky is the limit. I would therefore also change the subject each and every time my Mother brought ANYTHING regarding my chimpanzee - up too. Example: Did you know that your GFGCHIMPANZEE said today - SUSIE* - (cuts mom off) MOM did you know that the whale has the largest sex organ of any animal on the planet followed only in size by the walrus? Mom - ????? Mom - ????? What? Susie* - I said......Lovely weather we're having isn't it? Mom - What about the walrus? Susie* - THe WHAT? Mom- The Walrus? Susie* - Ku Ku Ca Chu? I don't know Mom......what about it? See??? :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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