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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 185789" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." </p><p></p><p>Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." </p><p>---</p><p>Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.You might still have the headache, but who cares? </p><p>---</p><p>Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Just **** the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. </p><p>--- </p><p></p><p>Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. </p><p>---</p><p>Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. </p><p>---</p><p>Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. </p><p>Real Women - Directions on Sara Lee frozen pies don't include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. </p><p></p><p>---</p><p>Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. </p><p>--- </p><p></p><p><strong>And finally, the most important tip</strong></p><p>Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. </p><p></p><p>Real Women - Leftover wine??!?!?!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 185789, member: 4964"] Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." --- Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.You might still have the headache, but who cares? --- Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just **** the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. --- Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. --- Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. --- Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Directions on Sara Lee frozen pies don't include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. --- Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. --- [B]And finally, the most important tip[/B] Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine??!?!?! [/QUOTE]
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