LADY'S YEARLY EXAM. I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2". She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!