Lady's Yearly Exam

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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM.


I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with
certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The
nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and
saw that I only measure 5' 2".

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.



"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!

:D;):faint::tongue::D
 

WhymeMom?

No real answers to life..
We must go to the same doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still think that nurse had her foot on the scale..........
 

totoro

Mom? What's a difficult child?
Bxch is right!!!
Is this what I have to look forward to on Wednesday?
I am 6 months late for my yearly! LOL Last year when I went in August I had not gone since N was born!
The office has called my 2x's now, I broke down and made the apt.
WHINE!
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
ROFLMBO........:thumbsup::yourock::bigsmile::bravo::bravo:.

OMG Now I'm trying to figure out how to cover that LOL at work......

THANKS NOMAD...
 
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