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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM.
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with
certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The
nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and
saw that I only measure 5' 2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with
certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The
nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and
saw that I only measure 5' 2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!