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<blockquote data-quote="trinityroyal" data-source="post: 177905" data-attributes="member: 3907"><p>And then there is </p><p></p><p><strong>Handbag physics</strong></p><p>When you only have one hand free with which to root around in your purse, the one thing you're desperately seeking will immediately plunge to the bottom of your purse, and hide under the rest of the contents.</p><p></p><p><strong>Law of White Pants, part 2</strong></p><p>The day you wear white pants to the office, is the day you will run headlong into the person who has just heated up spaghetti with marinara sauce in the office microwave. All of it will stick to your pants.</p><p></p><p><strong>Trinity's Law of Floaty Summer Garments</strong></p><p>Always (and I mean ALWAYS) wear...erm..."full coverage" foundation garments on the day you choose to wear a lightweight peasant skirt to the office. Because after a trip to the ladies' room, chances are you WILL have part of the skirt tucked into the back of your knickers, with all the chaos that ensues. And the fabric is too lightweight for you to notice.</p><p>(Yes, this IS the voice of experience talking...sigh)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="trinityroyal, post: 177905, member: 3907"] And then there is [B]Handbag physics[/B] When you only have one hand free with which to root around in your purse, the one thing you're desperately seeking will immediately plunge to the bottom of your purse, and hide under the rest of the contents. [B]Law of White Pants, part 2[/B] The day you wear white pants to the office, is the day you will run headlong into the person who has just heated up spaghetti with marinara sauce in the office microwave. All of it will stick to your pants. [B]Trinity's Law of Floaty Summer Garments[/B] Always (and I mean ALWAYS) wear...erm..."full coverage" foundation garments on the day you choose to wear a lightweight peasant skirt to the office. Because after a trip to the ladies' room, chances are you WILL have part of the skirt tucked into the back of your knickers, with all the chaos that ensues. And the fabric is too lightweight for you to notice. (Yes, this IS the voice of experience talking...sigh) [/QUOTE]
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