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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 140630" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>That IS a weird story! I read it in the paper today.</p><p> </p><p>We had an old man here in our town that died TWICE ... in the same day. The second time, he stayed dead! He was in our local hospital (the one I won't set foot in!) in really bad shape and they knew he wouldn't last long. His loved ones were gathered around as he took what they thought was his last breath. The doctor came in and pronounced him dead and after an appropriate amount of weeping and wailing, his wife and children went trouping down the road to the funeral home to pick out a casket. Then, maybe a half hour later, <em>he started breathing again</em>! The family had just picked out a nice casket and were making funeral arrangements when the hospital called the funeral home ... wouldn't you LOVE to have heard that phone call! <em>"Ummm ... we made a mistake ... he's not dead yet!"</em> So the family loaded up and drove back to the hospital. They gathered around his bedside and several hours later he died <em>again</em>, this time for good!</p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" />... <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/doctor.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":doctor:" title="doctor :doctor:" data-shortname=":doctor:" /></p><p>I feel so ashamed of myself for finding this funny, but I just can't help it. It sounds like a scene from a Monty Python movie ... remember the one where they were wheeling a cart around the little village to gather up the bodies of the plague victims, yelling "Bring out your dead!" And they kept telling the one sick guy to get in the cart and he kept trying to explain that he wasn't dead yet! <em>"Well, you soon will be ... get in!" </em></p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/itching.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":itching:" title="itching :itching:" data-shortname=":itching:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 140630, member: 1883"] That IS a weird story! I read it in the paper today. We had an old man here in our town that died TWICE ... in the same day. The second time, he stayed dead! He was in our local hospital (the one I won't set foot in!) in really bad shape and they knew he wouldn't last long. His loved ones were gathered around as he took what they thought was his last breath. The doctor came in and pronounced him dead and after an appropriate amount of weeping and wailing, his wife and children went trouping down the road to the funeral home to pick out a casket. Then, maybe a half hour later, [I]he started breathing again[/I]! The family had just picked out a nice casket and were making funeral arrangements when the hospital called the funeral home ... wouldn't you LOVE to have heard that phone call! [I]"Ummm ... we made a mistake ... he's not dead yet!"[/I] So the family loaded up and drove back to the hospital. They gathered around his bedside and several hours later he died [I]again[/I], this time for good! :faint:... :doctor: I feel so ashamed of myself for finding this funny, but I just can't help it. It sounds like a scene from a Monty Python movie ... remember the one where they were wheeling a cart around the little village to gather up the bodies of the plague victims, yelling "Bring out your dead!" And they kept telling the one sick guy to get in the cart and he kept trying to explain that he wasn't dead yet! [I]"Well, you soon will be ... get in!" [/I] :itching: [/QUOTE]
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