Men are Like.......

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by susiestar, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Men are like:

    Laxatives - they irritate the carp out of you.

    Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are.

    Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

    Blenders - You need one, but you are not quite sure why.

    Chocolate Bars - Smooth, sweet and they usually head right for your hips.

    Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

    Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

    Department Stores - Their clothes are always one half off.

    Government Bonds - They take SOOOO long to mature.

    Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright.

    Parking Spots - The good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.
     
  2. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Oh, Susie. Just the chuckle I needed before I go to bed.

    Abbey
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl:

    Oh, my! That was sooooo dead on it's scary!! ;)
     
  4. gwenny

    gwenny New Member

    That was great!! and so true at that..''

    Donna
     
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    O.m.g!
    Rofl
     
  6. maril

    maril New Member

    :laughing: Oh, so funny and how true! Thanks for sharing.
     
  7. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Yup, yup, yup! :D
     
  8. bran155

    bran155 Guest

    LOL That is good. And so accurate! Thanks for the laugh. :)
     
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