Menopause question

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by flutterbee, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    Best Menopause Question Ever

    Q:
    How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
    bulb?

    Woman'sAnswer:
    One!
    ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
    And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
    THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
    IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry...What was the question?
     
  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    Oh, maybe that's might problem and that is why no man can help! LOL!

    good one, Heather!!
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  4. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Yep. Around here too.
     
  5. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Forget the lightbulb and turn on the fan........
     
  6. Kjs

    Kjs Guest

    OMG - that is ME to a "T". Only it is happening more frequent. but I am right! I am losing it so often. Nobody is happy. difficult child said the other day that even if all those things were done, i would never be happy because I would find something else. made me think.

    With you on the fan. but not for too long, then I get cold.

    So are there any medications for the moody thing? i am currently using HRT patch. They upped it from .025 to .0375 but no relief. I had the total surgery 4 years ago. Just recently getting really bad. Why 4 years later?
     
  7. goldenguru

    goldenguru New Member

    Very funny indeed. Can you imagine living with us? Poor hubby.

    I read something about progesterone cream - anyone tried it?
     
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