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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 212838" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Employee Evaluation For Christmas Bonus</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13. executed as soon as possible. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Signed ... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jim </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A memo was soon sent following the initial letter.</span></strong> </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">John, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Regards ... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Jim</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 212838, member: 4964"] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Employee Evaluation For Christmas Bonus[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial] [COLOR=#000000]John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers. [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]13. executed as soon as possible. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]Signed ... [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]Jim [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial]A memo was soon sent following the initial letter.[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]John, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]Regards ... [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Jim[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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