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Mom? What's a difficult child?
Me-"Why?"
N-"Because He shoots you in the heart." (She gets this pained look and starts to cry) "I don't want to get shot in the heart!"
Me-"Well N you realize he is made up and that a fake flying thing in a diaper can't shoot you?"
N-"Oh, OK."
N-"Mom? Do you know why I want a Poodle and they are great for Valenstimes...?"
Me-"No, I don't"
N-"Because you get to dye them pink" "Did you know that the adult ones are white and black and that the baby ones are the caramel colored ones?'
Me-"No, I did not realize this, do they taste like caramel?"
N-"No"
Me-"How do you know"
N-"Because they are Poodles"
Me-"Can you color the Black Poodles?"
N-" No only the white ones, the black ones wouldn't color"
Me-"Do you think you would taste the baby caramel one just to see?'
N-"No"...... (She would)
N-"Because He shoots you in the heart." (She gets this pained look and starts to cry) "I don't want to get shot in the heart!"
Me-"Well N you realize he is made up and that a fake flying thing in a diaper can't shoot you?"
N-"Oh, OK."
N-"Mom? Do you know why I want a Poodle and they are great for Valenstimes...?"
Me-"No, I don't"
N-"Because you get to dye them pink" "Did you know that the adult ones are white and black and that the baby ones are the caramel colored ones?'
Me-"No, I did not realize this, do they taste like caramel?"
N-"No"
Me-"How do you know"
N-"Because they are Poodles"
Me-"Can you color the Black Poodles?"
N-" No only the white ones, the black ones wouldn't color"
Me-"Do you think you would taste the baby caramel one just to see?'
N-"No"...... (She would)