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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 441091" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>Lisa, they cracked me up too - esp as they were NOT often directed at me. From an early age I saw how gfgbro had to break every boundary/rule/limit and refuse to pay attention to any consequence and how dang hard it made his life and how it upset my mom and dad. Not only did I want to please and have an extreme aversion to conflict, it just seemed so stupid to waste time/energy fighting some limit when you could do three fun things with that time/energy if you just did what was asked. Or made it at least LOOK like you were going to do it, lol! </p><p></p><p>So I often found her consequences hilarious. I esp thought locking my cat in with him was funny. IF he had hurt her in any way my dad would have tossed him out - cause you do NOT hurt an animal. Period. He never could wake up easily so when she wanted her litter box he wouldn't get up (even if he was awake) and she would pee on him. Not on his stuff, right up on his chest or back and let go. </p><p></p><p>Anyway, I can probably remember more of them.</p><p></p><p>THe one consequence I keep forgetting to suggest to Shari for her husband is to take off the spark plug wires of at least a couple of the spark plugs and run an ordinary pencil lead around the case that they are in. The spark will go to the graphite (pencil lead) and NOT to the spark plug so the car will NOT run right if it starts at all. They can see a lot of mechanics and run all sorts of tests and it won't be caught. But to fix it you just take an eraser and rub the graphite away. I did this to gfgbro quite often. Also did it to a girl in my dorm who would NOT leave me alone - real bully and used to take my medications, food, clothes, even my assignments. In one semester I had to rewrite five papers because she stole them. She wasn't my size, didn't like the food she took, didn't have the same classes, and thought she could try to beat me up. I bite. hard. She really was NOT ready for me to fight like a girl. Lost a chunk of arm and ALL of my patience. Her pride and joy was her car. I did all sorts of things to it. Did you know diet coke will eat a paint job? She had a cheapie paint job and "oops" I spilled a drink I was allergic to ALL over it. In a speckle pattern because I shook the can first. I have no idea how many mechanics she paid, but I know she had it towed four times due to my pencils. Never said a word.</p><p></p><p>The one thing I didn't do was put Limburger on her exhaust. She messed with another girl who had a big brother who visited and did that to her. Talk about stench. She couldn't even GIVE the car away. </p><p></p><p>I will think of some others to make you laugh when they upset you the next time!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 441091, member: 1233"] Lisa, they cracked me up too - esp as they were NOT often directed at me. From an early age I saw how gfgbro had to break every boundary/rule/limit and refuse to pay attention to any consequence and how dang hard it made his life and how it upset my mom and dad. Not only did I want to please and have an extreme aversion to conflict, it just seemed so stupid to waste time/energy fighting some limit when you could do three fun things with that time/energy if you just did what was asked. Or made it at least LOOK like you were going to do it, lol! So I often found her consequences hilarious. I esp thought locking my cat in with him was funny. IF he had hurt her in any way my dad would have tossed him out - cause you do NOT hurt an animal. Period. He never could wake up easily so when she wanted her litter box he wouldn't get up (even if he was awake) and she would pee on him. Not on his stuff, right up on his chest or back and let go. Anyway, I can probably remember more of them. THe one consequence I keep forgetting to suggest to Shari for her husband is to take off the spark plug wires of at least a couple of the spark plugs and run an ordinary pencil lead around the case that they are in. The spark will go to the graphite (pencil lead) and NOT to the spark plug so the car will NOT run right if it starts at all. They can see a lot of mechanics and run all sorts of tests and it won't be caught. But to fix it you just take an eraser and rub the graphite away. I did this to gfgbro quite often. Also did it to a girl in my dorm who would NOT leave me alone - real bully and used to take my medications, food, clothes, even my assignments. In one semester I had to rewrite five papers because she stole them. She wasn't my size, didn't like the food she took, didn't have the same classes, and thought she could try to beat me up. I bite. hard. She really was NOT ready for me to fight like a girl. Lost a chunk of arm and ALL of my patience. Her pride and joy was her car. I did all sorts of things to it. Did you know diet coke will eat a paint job? She had a cheapie paint job and "oops" I spilled a drink I was allergic to ALL over it. In a speckle pattern because I shook the can first. I have no idea how many mechanics she paid, but I know she had it towed four times due to my pencils. Never said a word. The one thing I didn't do was put Limburger on her exhaust. She messed with another girl who had a big brother who visited and did that to her. Talk about stench. She couldn't even GIVE the car away. I will think of some others to make you laugh when they upset you the next time! [/QUOTE]
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