Money

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Andy, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Verily I say unto ye..........
    Money




    It can buy a house

    But not a home

    It can buy a clock

    But not time

    It can buy you a position

    But not respect

    It can buy you a bed

    But not sleep

    It can buy you a book
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    But not knowledge

    It can buy you medicine

    But not health

    It can buy you blood

    But not life

    So you see money isn't everything

    And it often causes pain and suffering

    I tell you this because I am your friend

    And as your friend I want to

    Take away your pain and suffering!!

    So
    Send me all your money


    And I will suffer for you!

    Cash only please!

    After all, what are friends for, huh??


    I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
    LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
    MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
    They come from your crazy friends!
     
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Whom do I make the check out to?

    GOSH I LOVE YOU TOO......lol:tongue:
     
  3. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    :hearye: Instructions did say "Cash Only" but I will compromise. Tommorrow I will set up a secret savings account (don't let IRS know) and you can transfer funds directly into that. Probably will have the name "Andy" on it.

    My mom sent me this request so I better send her what I have at this moment and not feel guilty about collect from all of you without sharing with her.


    (p.s. unless the moderators say this is inappropriate)
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    OH - YES - with every check I write I send difficult child with it for two weeks to make sure you're enjoying your new wealth.

    BWah haaaaa haaaaa........
     
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