Money

[Andy]

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money



It can buy a house
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But not a home
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It can buy a clock
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But not time
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It can buy you a position
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But not respect
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It can buy you a bed
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But not sleep
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It can buy you a book

But not knowledge
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It can buy you medicine
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But not health
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It can buy you blood
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But not life
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So you see money isn't everything
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And it often causes pain and suffering
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I tell you this because I am your friend
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And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money
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And I will suffer for you!
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Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??
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I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends!​

 

[Star*]

Whom do I make the check out to?

GOSH I LOVE YOU TOO......lol

 

[Andy]

Instructions did say "Cash Only" but I will compromise. Tommorrow I will set up a secret savings account (don't let IRS know) and you can transfer funds directly into that. Probably will have the name "Andy" on it.

My mom sent me this request so I better send her what I have at this moment and not feel guilty about collect from all of you without sharing with her.


(p.s. unless the moderators say this is inappropriate)

 

[Star*]

OH - YES - with every check I write I send difficult child with it for two weeks to make sure you're enjoying your new wealth.

BWah haaaaa haaaaa........