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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 186586" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Right now? I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. </p><p>I think I've forgotten this before.</p><p> </p><p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p>A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the freeway this morning. </p><p>Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.</p><p> </p><p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p>I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast anytime. </p><p>So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. </p><p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p>Knowledge is KNOWING a tomato is a fruit. </p><p>Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. </p><p> </p><p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p>Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic. ? </p><p> </p><p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p>When I was a kid, I prayed for a bike. </p><p>Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way. </p><p>So I stole the bike, then prayed for him to forgive me. </p><p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 186586, member: 4964"] Right now? I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the freeway this morning. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast anytime. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Knowledge is KNOWING a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic. ? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When I was a kid, I prayed for a bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way. So I stole the bike, then prayed for him to forgive me. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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