I got a card from my Dad and Step-mom today for Mother's Day. (Ok, so it was from my step-mom but she always signs my dad's name lol) I thought it sounded like so many of us here that I had to share. FRONT: A Mother's Day Riddle: Why did the mom cross the road? INSIDE: No one could tell, really. She was mumbling to herself about peace and quiet. She circled the block a couple of times and came back a lot happier. Happy Mothers Day all!