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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 95721" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>DEAR MADAME, </p><p></p><p>Do YOU suffer from cooties? Do people avoid you like the 4th, 5th and 6th plagues of Egypt? Do you walk with an occasional shudder down your spine? Do cats walk on the opposite side of the street when they see you coming? Do children throw up the sign of the cross with their pudgy little fingers upon entering a park or playground? </p><p></p><p>If you've answered yes to two or more of these questions - you may suffer from Ithynceyeave Cootieidis. Roughly put Toots - You got Cooties. </p><p></p><p>But FEAR not lady of the midnight, daylight, and sunlight crawlers. There is a cure - yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Ithynkceyeave Cootieidis - to get it. (they are extremely hard to milk for the anti-venom) I will share the recipe for ridding yourself of these vermin once and for all. </p><p></p><p>It's Dr. Stars Cootie spray. Do NOT confuse this miracle cure with often imitated, never duplicated Cootie spray. A Dab will do ya. IN NO TIME - you'll be looking for a mini-van to cart around all the friends you'll make once you are free of the Cooties. </p><p></p><p>People have been known to jump up in the middle of church and yell "I'm free - I'm free at last" due to the overwhelming sensations just one spray can give. A lady in Louisiana who moved to Virginia had this to say about our product:</p><p></p><p>-Mable - "I've been using the Dr. Stars cootie spray for a year now, and my social calendar is so full I had to get Outlook for my computer to download to my Blackberry to handle all my outings. It's been like having a new life - with friends to share it with!!! I love it - thanks Dr. Star</p><p></p><p>Today ONLY for the low, low, low, low, low introductory price of $19.99 we'll send you not one but TWO bottles of our fantastic, friend making spray and as a bonus we'll even send you a Cootie comb, hair wash, and hand sanitizer for those "odd" occasions you meet someone you don't want to be friends with. </p><p></p><p>ORDER YOURS TODAY </p><p> (shipping and handling extra) </p><p></p><p>THere = that should do it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 95721, member: 4964"] DEAR MADAME, Do YOU suffer from cooties? Do people avoid you like the 4th, 5th and 6th plagues of Egypt? Do you walk with an occasional shudder down your spine? Do cats walk on the opposite side of the street when they see you coming? Do children throw up the sign of the cross with their pudgy little fingers upon entering a park or playground? If you've answered yes to two or more of these questions - you may suffer from Ithynceyeave Cootieidis. Roughly put Toots - You got Cooties. But FEAR not lady of the midnight, daylight, and sunlight crawlers. There is a cure - yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Ithynkceyeave Cootieidis - to get it. (they are extremely hard to milk for the anti-venom) I will share the recipe for ridding yourself of these vermin once and for all. It's Dr. Stars Cootie spray. Do NOT confuse this miracle cure with often imitated, never duplicated Cootie spray. A Dab will do ya. IN NO TIME - you'll be looking for a mini-van to cart around all the friends you'll make once you are free of the Cooties. People have been known to jump up in the middle of church and yell "I'm free - I'm free at last" due to the overwhelming sensations just one spray can give. A lady in Louisiana who moved to Virginia had this to say about our product: -Mable - "I've been using the Dr. Stars cootie spray for a year now, and my social calendar is so full I had to get Outlook for my computer to download to my Blackberry to handle all my outings. It's been like having a new life - with friends to share it with!!! I love it - thanks Dr. Star Today ONLY for the low, low, low, low, low introductory price of $19.99 we'll send you not one but TWO bottles of our fantastic, friend making spray and as a bonus we'll even send you a Cootie comb, hair wash, and hand sanitizer for those "odd" occasions you meet someone you don't want to be friends with. ORDER YOURS TODAY (shipping and handling extra) THere = that should do it. [/QUOTE]
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