My favorite animal - school report

[Star*]

> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
> chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
> because everyone else laughed.
>
> My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is
> my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
> was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
>
> I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher
> sent
> me to the Principal's Office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,
> too. Then he told me not to do it again.
>
> The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
> was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was
> because you could make them into fried chicken.
>
> She sent me back to the Principal's Office. He laughed, and told me
> not to do it again.
>
> I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my
> teacher doesn't like it when I am.
>
> Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired
> most. I told her Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now.

 

[TeDo]

Starbie, you never cease making me chuckle to myself in the quiet of my "office". I just love some of the things you come up with. Please, don't EVER change that!!

 

[InsaneCdn]

Star - I could give you at least a 100 variations on that theme... and difficult child would add another 1000 I'm sure, the ones I haven't been told yet.

<smile>

 

[Hound dog]

Someone was listening in all those times I was sent to the Principal.

 

[susiestar]

You MUST have been talking to someone at my elem school. TOTAL nun reaction. They suspended a friend of mine when he couldn't think of anything he loved enough to give up for Lent except his mom - nothing else in his mind was worthy of giving up to show hs love.

That beats what happened to my mom. A guy she had been dating, and was serious about and he was serious about her, gave her up for Lent. She swore never to date a Catholic again. Guess what my dad was? Yup. Catholic. But he never gave her up for Lent.

 

[AnnieO]

OMG Starbie, needed a spit warning!!!

Susie... In elementary I went to a Catholic school... Gave up chocolate chip cookies and beer. Can we say Parent-Teacher conference?! (I would get a beer from the fridge for Dad and as a reward got to take a TINY sip... Interestingly, I haven't liked American beer since...)

 

[Star*]

Mother said it's no wonder I turned out to be a vegetarian.