> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried > chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, > because everyone else laughed. > > My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is > my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher > was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. > > I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher > sent > me to the Principal's Office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, > too. Then he told me not to do it again. > > The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal > was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was > because you could make them into fried chicken. > > She sent me back to the Principal's Office. He laughed, and told me > not to do it again. > > I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my > teacher doesn't like it when I am. > > Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired > most. I told her Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now.