My GIFT to Abbey - for her new yard

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911



    Now off to find a goat.
  2. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    I'm fond of my goat, but for this cause, I'll loan her. (do watch out - I made her faint at the neighbor's request last night and said neighbor peed her

    (love the spork)
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  4. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Who knew sporks came in giant size? Now that's gonna hurt........
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911

  6. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    That's too much, starbie. :rofl:
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I naaaaaaaa bbb that viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideo for ABbbbbbbbbbs.....

  8. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member

    LOL too funny
  9. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member

    well I am getting her a gift card to "spork R Us" for Xmas!
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ok. You guys are going to have to pay for knee replacement if you keep this up. I'm finding it harder and harder to get off the floor.

    Who on earth would find a GIANT spork and a goatboy video other than Star.

  11. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    All I know is I WANT THAT SPORK.
  12. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member


    Barbie says sporks are all the rage!
  13. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Geez. Maybe I could go on Good Morning American and have a chat about sporks. That's news worthy!! Barbie spork...who'd of thunk.

  14. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I LOVE the giant spork! It's like a beacon...follow it to Abbey's house...all lighted up for Christmas...
  15. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Okay, the Barbie Spork is a bit too "Chucky" for me........ ewwwwwww....
  16. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    All I know is I'm up at 2am drooling over that giant spork. Where does this reside? Hmmmm...

  17. Star*

    Star* call 911



    Poor little fainting goat......and the Sporks R us? nice.....real
  18. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Just in case anyone was questioning Abbey's sanity... as if! This will answer all Spork related questions and indeed Sporks are Godlike...

    "The Creation Theory

    During the middle of the 20th century, God finally completed his greatest inventional feat, the spork. After the first spork was created, God stepped back, looked at it and smiled, for saw that it was good. Delighted with his ingenuity, God embarked to produce them in mass quantities and give them to the people of the world, fulfilling the forgotten clause in his covenent with the peoples of Abraham. Thus, there are now billions of Sporks worldwide, to the satasfaction of all."

    I am on the floor laughing....this is good.... mwaaahaaaa!!!

    I like the Anatomy of the Taco Bell Spork...
  19. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    A quote from the essay Sporks - The Utensils of the 20th Century

    "Sporks also have a prevalent role as a plaything. One can push the spoon-like depression of the spork inside-out creating a "foon." Objects can be loaded into the new depression and then "fired" by pressing the spork back to its normal shape. Foons therefore offer a new medium with which to hone one’s target shooting skills. Among certain circles of individuals (this author’s friends being one group), great respect is given to an individual who can foon with good accuracy and range. Unfortunately, fooning requires a very flexible spork, which is sometimes hard to come by."
  20. Star*

    Star* call 911

    You sure that ain't Bu Foon? (as in Bu ffet style?)

    Good one Trinity!