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<blockquote data-quote="Andy" data-source="post: 151733" data-attributes="member: 5096"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRAND CHILDREN) </span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">To those of us who have children in our lives, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">whether they are our own,</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>grandchildren, </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>nieces,</strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>nephews,</strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>or students... </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>here is something to make you chuckle. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>Whenever your children are out of control,</strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>you can take comfort from the thought that </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>even God's omnipotence did not extend </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>to His own children. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>After creating heaven and earth, </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>God created Adam and Eve. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>And the first thing he said was</strong></strong> </span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' DON'T<em><em> !</em></em>'</strong></span></span></span></strong><img src="http://by138w.bay138.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://64.4.49.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dc1526b3d-5225-4b70-829c-0e7d62bd2a9e%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDI_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002301c8af0e%2524d03a8c40%25240501a8c0%2540annettedesktop&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.113&d=d1332&mf=0" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://by138w.bay138.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://64.4.49.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d53d83ba2-bcbb-4b08-9594-746b409dfd6f%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDM_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002401c8af0e%2524d03cfd40%25240501a8c0%2540annettedesktop&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.113&d=d1332&mf=0" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Don 't what </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>?</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Adam replied.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>God said.<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Forbidden fruit </strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>? </em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>We have forbidden fruit</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em> ?</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit </strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> '</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em>' No Way <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>' </em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Yes way</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em> !</em></strong></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>' </em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Do NOT eat the fruit </strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>said God. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px">'Why <em><em>?</em></em> '</span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Because I am your Father and I said so</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>God replied, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>wondering why He hadn't stopped </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>creation after making the elephants </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>A few minutes later,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>God saw His children having an apple break </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>and He was ticked</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em> ?</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>God asked.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Uh huh,' </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Adam replied. </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Then why did you <em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>?</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>said the Father.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'I don't know,' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>said Eve. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'She started it </strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Adam said.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Did not</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em> !</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong>'</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Did too </strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong>'</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'DID NOT</strong></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>!</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <strong>'</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Having had it with the two of them, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>God's punishment was that Adam and Eve </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>should have children of their own. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px">If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">don't be hard on yourself. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">If God had trouble raising children, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">what makes you think it would be </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">a piece of cake for you </span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>?</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>THINGS TO THINK ABOUT</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> <em><strong><em>!</em></strong></em></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>1. You spend the first two years of their life </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>2. Grandchildren are God's reward </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>for not killing your own children.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>3. Mothers of teens now know why </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>some animals eat their young. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>4. Children seldom misquote you. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>In fact, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>they usually repeat word for word </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>what you shouldn't have said </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>5. The main purpose of holding children's parties </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>is to remind yourself that there are chi</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>ldren </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>more awful than your own </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>6. We childproofed our homes, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>but they are still getting in. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">ADVICE FOR THE DAY: </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Be nice to your kids. </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">They will choose your </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">nursing home one day <em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>AND FINALLY:</em></strong></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>DO WHAT IT SAYS </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:</strong></span></span></span>'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!! </span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span 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[QUOTE="Andy, post: 151733, member: 5096"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman]GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRAND CHILDREN) [/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][SIZE=5]To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,[/SIZE][/B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [B][B] grandchildren, nieces,[/B][/B] [B][B] nephews,[/B][/B] [B][B] or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,[/B][/B] [B][B] you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was[/B][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B] ' DON'T[I][I] ![/I][/I]'[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][IMG]http://by138w.bay138.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://64.4.49.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dc1526b3d-5225-4b70-829c-0e7d62bd2a9e%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDI_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002301c8af0e%2524d03a8c40%25240501a8c0%2540annettedesktop&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.113&d=d1332&mf=0[/IMG][IMG]http://by138w.bay138.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://64.4.49.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d53d83ba2-bcbb-4b08-9594-746b409dfd6f%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDM_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a002401c8af0e%2524d03cfd40%25240501a8c0%2540annettedesktop&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.113&d=d1332&mf=0[/IMG][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Don 't what [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B]?[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B]' Adam replied.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said.[FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Forbidden fruit [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]? [/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] We have forbidden fruit[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I] ?[/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] '[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [I]' No Way [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]' [/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Yes way[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I] ![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]' [/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Do NOT eat the fruit [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B]' said God. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7]'Why [I][I]?[/I][/I] '[/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Because I am your Father and I said so[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma] [B]' God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants A few minutes later,[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma] [B] 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I] ?[/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B]' God asked.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] 'Uh huh,' Adam replied. 'Then why did you [I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]?[/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B]' said the Father.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'I don't know,' said Eve. 'She started it [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B]' Adam said.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Did not[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I] ![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma] [B]'[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'Did too [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma] [B]'[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] 'DID NOT[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]![/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma] [B]'[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][B] Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][SIZE=5]If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you [/SIZE][I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][I]?[/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] THINGS TO THINK ABOUT[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma] [I][B][I]![/I][/B][/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][B] 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][B] 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are chi[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][B]ldren more awful than your own 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day [I][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma][B][I] AND FINALLY:[/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][FONT=Tahoma][B] IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT]'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!! [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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