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<blockquote data-quote="donedonedone" data-source="post: 457758" data-attributes="member: 12680"><p>Retraining the new people next week.</p><p>allll neeeeeeeew people at the school, met the new head of administrations this week. He listened and did what I asked quite nicely for me.</p><p></p><p>Found this gem of a spoof this morning.</p><p></p><p>HOPE HOPE HOPE it brings a little giggle ?</p><p>minor one.</p><p></p><p>I laughed long and hard, cause I could have written it with a smidgen more frustration in there, but sooo true.</p><p></p><p>IEPs by Dr. Seuss </p><p>Author: Unknown </p><p> </p><p>Do you like these IEPs? </p><p> </p><p>I do not like these IEPs </p><p>I do not like them, Jeeze Louise </p><p>We test, we check </p><p>We plan, we meet </p><p>But nothing ever seems complete. </p><p> </p><p>Would you, could you </p><p>Like the form? </p><p> </p><p>I do not like the form I see </p><p>Not page 1, not 2, or 3 </p><p>Another change </p><p>A brand new box </p><p>I think we all </p><p>Have lost our rocks. </p><p> </p><p>Could you all meet here or there? </p><p> </p><p>We could not all meet here or there. </p><p>We cannot all fit anywhere. </p><p>Not in a room </p><p>Not in the hall </p><p>There seems to be no space at all. </p><p> </p><p>Would you, could you meet again? </p><p> </p><p>I cannot meet again next week </p><p>No lunch, no prep </p><p>Please hear me speak. </p><p>No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn </p><p>at 5 pm I should be gone. </p><p> </p><p>Could you hear while all speak out? </p><p>Would you write the words they spout? </p><p> </p><p>I could not hear, I would not write </p><p>This does not need to be a fight. </p><p>Sign here, date there, </p><p>Mark this, check that </p><p>Beware the students ad-vo-cat(e). </p><p> </p><p>You do not like them </p><p>So you say </p><p>Try again! </p><p>And you may. </p><p> </p><p>If you will let me be, </p><p>I'll try again </p><p>You will see. </p><p> </p><p>Say! </p><p> </p><p>I almost like these IEPs </p><p>I think I'll write 6003. </p><p>And I will practice day and night </p><p>Until they say </p><p>"You've got it right!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donedonedone, post: 457758, member: 12680"] Retraining the new people next week. allll neeeeeeeew people at the school, met the new head of administrations this week. He listened and did what I asked quite nicely for me. Found this gem of a spoof this morning. HOPE HOPE HOPE it brings a little giggle ? minor one. I laughed long and hard, cause I could have written it with a smidgen more frustration in there, but sooo true. IEPs by Dr. Seuss Author: Unknown Do you like these IEPs? I do not like these IEPs I do not like them, Jeeze Louise We test, we check We plan, we meet But nothing ever seems complete. Would you, could you Like the form? I do not like the form I see Not page 1, not 2, or 3 Another change A brand new box I think we all Have lost our rocks. Could you all meet here or there? We could not all meet here or there. We cannot all fit anywhere. Not in a room Not in the hall There seems to be no space at all. Would you, could you meet again? I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak. No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn at 5 pm I should be gone. Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout? I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight. Sign here, date there, Mark this, check that Beware the students ad-vo-cat(e). You do not like them So you say Try again! And you may. If you will let me be, I'll try again You will see. Say! I almost like these IEPs I think I'll write 6003. And I will practice day and night Until they say "You've got it right!" [/QUOTE]
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