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KTMom91

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Because of my mad proofreading skills, I was asked to proof Miss KT's roommate's paper on lying. I see why the two get along so well...neither one of them can write.

"Jonah lied to himself and told himself he had to go to Tarsis. Then God had a whale and the whale took him to Tarsis."

I'm sitting here in complete hysterics...God had a whale. Is that anything like "Don't have a cow, man?"

And this is the future of our country...
 
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