Nice try, but no cigar

Cop blames failed drug test on spiked meatballs

See, his wife doesn't want him to be a cop anymore, so she secretly loaded up her meatballs with weed so he'd fail his drug test. Sounds like something a difficult child would cook up (pun intended).
 

Hound dog

Nana's are Beautiful
Yep, certainly a difficult child plan. lol

Now, I'd have some trouble hiring him back, too. Wife is likely to say anything to protect husbands reputation. Or gee, this guy's been a cop for 22 yrs yet somehow wife does pot and he doesn't have a clue??

Yeah, right.

Either way, in my opinion he doesn't need to be a cop. :rolleyes:
 

Abbey

Spork Queen
Very inventive. I wouldn't want my husband to be a cop either, but it might kind of tee him off if I intentionally got him fired.

Abbey
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
Can you hear THAT conversation?

You did WHAT to my WHAT WHAT's? Leave my WHAT WHAT's ALONE.

(Trying to be decent since it's a public site Suz :smile:)

_Star the good
 
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