Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Jabberwockey, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. Jabberwockey

    Jabberwockey Well-Known Member

    Random Monty Python quotes.
     
  2. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    She turned me into a newt!

    (I got better.)
     
  3. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    Apparently you needed something light-hearted? :D
     
  4. Jabberwockey

    Jabberwockey Well-Known Member

    Run away! Run away!


    And yes.
     
  5. nlj

    nlj Well-Known Member

    Does she go your mrs?
    Does she?
    Does she go?
    Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
     
  6. nlj

    nlj Well-Known Member

    ... and one written especially for my son...

    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
     
  7. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    And now for something completely different. ;)

    Most of my Python quotes are Holy Grail: Oh that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
     
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  8. Jabberwockey

    Jabberwockey Well-Known Member

    Mine too, but it doesn't change one fact though. "That bird is no more!"
     
  9. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    "If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up daisies." :roflmao:

    I love that sketch!

    That and, "♫♪He's a Lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!♪♫"
     
  10. nerfherder

    nerfherder Active Member

    Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!
     
  11. svengandhi

    svengandhi Well-Known Member

    Oldest boy discovered Monty Python in middle school. You just haven't lived until you've turned the corner onto your block and seen your five-year-old son, put up to it by said older brother, wandering around the block, pulling a bright red Radio Flyer and yelling: "Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!" The wagon was filled with my daughter's dolls!

    The 5 year old is now 16. Whenever I grill him about school, his standard response is: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
     
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  12. pasajes4

    pasajes4 Well-Known Member

    Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable..........From the Holy Grail. I love this ditty.
     
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  13. Copabanana

    Copabanana Well-Known Member

    I have Monty Python Envy right now.
     
  14. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    Every sperm is Sacred.
     
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  15. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    My all-time favorite ... "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
     
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  16. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    I used to have the Knights that say Ni! as my ringtone. :)
     
  17. recoveringenabler

    recoveringenabler Well-Known Member Staff Member

    'Please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.'
     
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  18. pasajes4

    pasajes4 Well-Known Member

    John Cleese........ "Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease."
     
  19. Copabanana

    Copabanana Well-Known Member

    Do you want to come back to my place bouncy, bouncy?
     
  20. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    It's not a quote but does anybody else remember the Monty Python Reunion show they did on Comedy Central several years ago? The remaining members came on stage, one carrying a big urn that supposedly held the cremated remains of Graham Chapman. They all sat down on a sofa and placed the urn front and center on a coffee table. And while they were telling stories and showing old film clips, the urn got knocked over and ashes were flying around everywhere. They were all crawling around on the floor frantically trying to scoop up the ashes with their hands. Then one of them pulls out a little dust buster and tries to vacuum him out of the rug ...
     
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