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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 250582" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Dude the creative - </p><p> </p><p>Tattooed part of a girls name on his arm that he met in a locked facility. Her name was some inventive thing with missing vowels (the kind parents do so that their kids can never get those little bike licenseplates or pencils with their name on it) and realized he had misspelled it. So he proceeded to dig 1/2 of it out. Now he has this home grown tattoo with pen ink (very dangerous for MRI's) in his arm that he did with a colgate battery powered yet modified toothbrush, a needle and masking tape. </p><p> </p><p>Then on his wrist - he tattooed his middle name. When I saw it? I slapped my head and DF said "AT least on the GED test he'll get the name question right." IDIOT...I think idiot every time I see it. Why? Have no clue. </p><p> </p><p>Then on the other arm - he proceeded to do some other girls name. Ain't love grand? And messed it up, dug it out and now has a huge scar - but not to fear - he branded something over it....VERY smart. </p><p> </p><p>On his leg? A gigantic, not very well self-drawn capital letter for his first inital of his middle name. He did that one with thick, thick lines nearly a 1/2" thick and then just for fun got a dozen red pens - and colored in the center of it - can you say poisoning? Yeah - I'm surprised he's still alive too. </p><p> </p><p>Then a needle and a cork (no ice) in one ear that was so off center - the earring never hung right - and just to prove he did THAT one right -he did the left one off center too. Earrings hung goofy - so we begged him to let the holes close up and my Mom took him and had them professionally done and got him diamonds. WELL....he never listens to "after care" so why should that be any different? We had to take him to the doctor to have one ear lanced or popped or whatever, then antibiotics and cream. </p><p> </p><p>He got bit in the face by our Pit bull - TWICE for aggrivating it and the second time it broke his nose and his septum is hanging out the bottom of his nose. We have BEGGED him to have it shaved off - while he still has insurance - and NOPE - he likes it hanging out like a booger because people ALWAYS tell him he's got something on his nose and he can correct them. UGh. </p><p> </p><p>He's got a broken jaw - and a plate, too many stitches to count. He shaves notches in his eyebrows and shaves his head.....</p><p> </p><p>He likes to wear baggy pants - but now that it's not in fashion? That's all MY fault because I buy his clothes too big. WHA? Okay - here's a belt junior. He loves LOUD colors - and wears knee socks but tucks the bottoms of his pants IN THE SOCKS so you can see his shoes which must match his polo shirt and his Tshirt. </p><p> </p><p>Are you getting a visual on this yet? </p><p> </p><p>His fingernails are long - he never cleans them that I can see and can't stand the sound of nail clippers - even with ear plugs I can't get them clipped. </p><p> </p><p>And he wears cubic zirconia studs in his ears that are as big as my thumb and about 3 or 4 chains at a time - </p><p> </p><p>Top that off with the cologne he marinates in; which he got at Macys for opening a charge account......(and there's no problem with these people giving him credit?) </p><p> </p><p>And you have my son........oh and now - we have the tongue pierced. </p><p> </p><p>If there is anything else pierced I don't want to know about it - AT ALL. ANd I'm not buying jewelry for it either! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /></p><p> </p><p>Today the tongue is fine - the dentist was out because of the weather? WHAT weather ?????? IT 38 and no ice....but they closed. Nice to call us. IT's only a 50 mile trip for us.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 250582, member: 4964"] Dude the creative - Tattooed part of a girls name on his arm that he met in a locked facility. Her name was some inventive thing with missing vowels (the kind parents do so that their kids can never get those little bike licenseplates or pencils with their name on it) and realized he had misspelled it. So he proceeded to dig 1/2 of it out. Now he has this home grown tattoo with pen ink (very dangerous for MRI's) in his arm that he did with a colgate battery powered yet modified toothbrush, a needle and masking tape. Then on his wrist - he tattooed his middle name. When I saw it? I slapped my head and DF said "AT least on the GED test he'll get the name question right." IDIOT...I think idiot every time I see it. Why? Have no clue. Then on the other arm - he proceeded to do some other girls name. Ain't love grand? And messed it up, dug it out and now has a huge scar - but not to fear - he branded something over it....VERY smart. On his leg? A gigantic, not very well self-drawn capital letter for his first inital of his middle name. He did that one with thick, thick lines nearly a 1/2" thick and then just for fun got a dozen red pens - and colored in the center of it - can you say poisoning? Yeah - I'm surprised he's still alive too. Then a needle and a cork (no ice) in one ear that was so off center - the earring never hung right - and just to prove he did THAT one right -he did the left one off center too. Earrings hung goofy - so we begged him to let the holes close up and my Mom took him and had them professionally done and got him diamonds. WELL....he never listens to "after care" so why should that be any different? We had to take him to the doctor to have one ear lanced or popped or whatever, then antibiotics and cream. He got bit in the face by our Pit bull - TWICE for aggrivating it and the second time it broke his nose and his septum is hanging out the bottom of his nose. We have BEGGED him to have it shaved off - while he still has insurance - and NOPE - he likes it hanging out like a booger because people ALWAYS tell him he's got something on his nose and he can correct them. UGh. He's got a broken jaw - and a plate, too many stitches to count. He shaves notches in his eyebrows and shaves his head..... He likes to wear baggy pants - but now that it's not in fashion? That's all MY fault because I buy his clothes too big. WHA? Okay - here's a belt junior. He loves LOUD colors - and wears knee socks but tucks the bottoms of his pants IN THE SOCKS so you can see his shoes which must match his polo shirt and his Tshirt. Are you getting a visual on this yet? His fingernails are long - he never cleans them that I can see and can't stand the sound of nail clippers - even with ear plugs I can't get them clipped. And he wears cubic zirconia studs in his ears that are as big as my thumb and about 3 or 4 chains at a time - Top that off with the cologne he marinates in; which he got at Macys for opening a charge account......(and there's no problem with these people giving him credit?) And you have my son........oh and now - we have the tongue pierced. If there is anything else pierced I don't want to know about it - AT ALL. ANd I'm not buying jewelry for it either! :sick: Today the tongue is fine - the dentist was out because of the weather? WHAT weather ?????? IT 38 and no ice....but they closed. Nice to call us. IT's only a 50 mile trip for us. [/QUOTE]
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