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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 268709" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>Tomorrow morning when Mr. I Smell Like Roses does his thing? Be ready for him.</p><p></p><p>Tonight, mix up the following:</p><p></p><p>One can of Campbell's Veggie soup, approximately a bowl's worth of Cheerios and enough milk for said bowl. (And maybe a bit of old coffee for kicks and giggles) Mix well and a large enough container and then leave it out on the counter over night. Cover well in the morning and take to work. </p><p></p><p>After Mr. ISLR's first constitutional (once the aroma has wafted it's way through the office) start couging. Then start making gagging noises. (use these noises to mask the uncovering of your container) Then make OTHER noises QUICKLY followed by the contents of your container hitting the inside of your waste basket. For affect, drool a bit and let it run down your chin a little. Present Mr. ISLR with his new "award" and inform him that if he doesn't start A) leaving the door shut and B) using the spray, this daily gift will be received on top of his desk.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Minus the trash can.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 268709, member: 2459"] Tomorrow morning when Mr. I Smell Like Roses does his thing? Be ready for him. Tonight, mix up the following: One can of Campbell's Veggie soup, approximately a bowl's worth of Cheerios and enough milk for said bowl. (And maybe a bit of old coffee for kicks and giggles) Mix well and a large enough container and then leave it out on the counter over night. Cover well in the morning and take to work. After Mr. ISLR's first constitutional (once the aroma has wafted it's way through the office) start couging. Then start making gagging noises. (use these noises to mask the uncovering of your container) Then make OTHER noises QUICKLY followed by the contents of your container hitting the inside of your waste basket. For affect, drool a bit and let it run down your chin a little. Present Mr. ISLR with his new "award" and inform him that if he doesn't start A) leaving the door shut and B) using the spray, this daily gift will be received on top of his desk. Minus the trash can. [/QUOTE]
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