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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 416364" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>Get some gregorian chants, a long black dress or robe (or a long piece of black fabric you can tie around your shoulders), set up a fire pit type thing IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE, get some black candles, some herbs to burn (sage is nice but anything will work - just be super sure to NOT burn poison ivy, oak or sumac). LATE at night you go out in the dark and play YOUR chants LOUD while you dance and chant and wave the burning herbs around. </p><p> </p><p>If you have the stones to go starkers, drop your drawers for just a couple of minutes when you are sure she is watching. </p><p> </p><p>She will have a COW. Even if you don't go starkers she will freak. She will wonder what religion you are. Be SURE to include LOUD prayers for your fallen "brethren", the spirits of all the trees she cut down. If she ever gets the stones to confront you, let her know that you are Druid (Orthodox, Reformed - of course!) and it will take many many ceremonies to fully honor all of the life forces that she destroyed, to set right the terrible imbalance she caused by cutting down all of those trees - and that you will NOT stop or be quiet until such time as she stops forcing you to listen to her music all the time. </p><p> </p><p>It can be a wonderful way to ensure a compromise. IF she is quiet, you are. She makes a terrible racket or impinges upon YOUR peace and quiet? You will return the favor with interest.</p><p> </p><p>It is likely that she cannot fathom that anyone could object to her music. If the chants don't work, get some death metal and/or some other weird stuff. </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">BE SURE TO BUY A JUMBO SIZE PACK OF EAR PLUGS BEFORE YOU START THIS!!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">The gun training is also an excellent idea. So is investing in trees as soon as you can. Check with the county extension office to see if there are free tree giveaways. </span></p><p> </p><p>You might try going over with tea or whatever at some point when her music is bugging you. Be nice and ask her to please keep the music down because it irritates your DF and he is off of his medications so we don't want to "upset" him. I KNOW you could play that to the hilt. If that approach doesn't work, then go to the black robe and chanting ****.</p><p> </p><p>She can fuss aLL she wants, but as long as you are on YOUR property (and she doesn't get a picture of you starkers) and are clothed when the cops get there, they can only ask you to turn the music off or down. As this could be considered part of your religion, well, the cops cannot MAKE you stop dancing and chanting no matter what time it is. </p><p> </p><p>It hoovers when your private oasis suddenly becomes filled with people. I still remember when construction began around my parents house. </p><p> </p><p>I am sure you can find a way to negotiate a truce and some quiet times. Or else you can put that beautiful mind of yours to work and come up with a way to frighten her so she won't even look in your home or property. DF has that look that is really tough - you have that brain and that style - put it to good use!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 416364, member: 1233"] Get some gregorian chants, a long black dress or robe (or a long piece of black fabric you can tie around your shoulders), set up a fire pit type thing IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE, get some black candles, some herbs to burn (sage is nice but anything will work - just be super sure to NOT burn poison ivy, oak or sumac). LATE at night you go out in the dark and play YOUR chants LOUD while you dance and chant and wave the burning herbs around. If you have the stones to go starkers, drop your drawers for just a couple of minutes when you are sure she is watching. She will have a COW. Even if you don't go starkers she will freak. She will wonder what religion you are. Be SURE to include LOUD prayers for your fallen "brethren", the spirits of all the trees she cut down. If she ever gets the stones to confront you, let her know that you are Druid (Orthodox, Reformed - of course!) and it will take many many ceremonies to fully honor all of the life forces that she destroyed, to set right the terrible imbalance she caused by cutting down all of those trees - and that you will NOT stop or be quiet until such time as she stops forcing you to listen to her music all the time. It can be a wonderful way to ensure a compromise. IF she is quiet, you are. She makes a terrible racket or impinges upon YOUR peace and quiet? You will return the favor with interest. It is likely that she cannot fathom that anyone could object to her music. If the chants don't work, get some death metal and/or some other weird stuff. [COLOR=red]BE SURE TO BUY A JUMBO SIZE PACK OF EAR PLUGS BEFORE YOU START THIS!![/COLOR] [COLOR=red][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The gun training is also an excellent idea. So is investing in trees as soon as you can. Check with the county extension office to see if there are free tree giveaways. [/COLOR] You might try going over with tea or whatever at some point when her music is bugging you. Be nice and ask her to please keep the music down because it irritates your DF and he is off of his medications so we don't want to "upset" him. I KNOW you could play that to the hilt. If that approach doesn't work, then go to the black robe and chanting ****. She can fuss aLL she wants, but as long as you are on YOUR property (and she doesn't get a picture of you starkers) and are clothed when the cops get there, they can only ask you to turn the music off or down. As this could be considered part of your religion, well, the cops cannot MAKE you stop dancing and chanting no matter what time it is. It hoovers when your private oasis suddenly becomes filled with people. I still remember when construction began around my parents house. I am sure you can find a way to negotiate a truce and some quiet times. Or else you can put that beautiful mind of yours to work and come up with a way to frighten her so she won't even look in your home or property. DF has that look that is really tough - you have that brain and that style - put it to good use! [/QUOTE]
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