Out of the mouths of Aspies!

[nvts]

difficult child 1 & 2 were watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" last night and the station ran a crawl about the findings surrounding Michael Jackson's death.

My dad and I were chatting at the dining room table and difficult child 1 hollered in that they found out why Michael Jackson died. As we all know it was a mix of a variety (or cocktail) of drugs.

"He died from too many drugs and cocktail sauce - I don't know why THAT would happen, he must have been allergic to ketchup or horseradish."

I almost shot diet pepsi out of my nose.

Beth

 

[TerryJ2]

OMG, ROFL!
Thanks for making my day.

 

[DaisyFace]

That's hilarious!!

--DaisyF

 

[Shari]

O
M
G

That needs a screen-spit warning.

 

[AnnieO]

...You could tell him MJ was allergic to shellfish. Specifically shrimp, 'cause that is the ONLY thing cocktail sauce is good for!

Yes, screen spit warning necessary. I almost had coffee all over the desk!

 

[DammitJanet]

Oh gosh...Ok...who is gonna send that in to HLN? If I can find their email or text number, we have to send them that!

 

[Star*]

Okay THAT is a READERS DIGEST 1st place MONEY winner.......

and someone PLEASE tell SuperSquirrel that spit screen warnings are no longer OPTIONAL with Aspie humor.....

ROFLM seafood oof......

 

[JJJ]

 

[KTMom91]

Too funny!

 

[lovemysons]

Oh HOW funny that interpretation!

Thanks for sharing Beth,
Tammy

 

[AnnieO]

SuperSquirrel?!

 

[ML]

That is so cute. I have a funny one about my friend's daughter who would pester mom to get out of bed way too early. A was about 3 or 4 at the time. Well my friend said to her out of frustration "A, do you want a knuckle sandwhich?" to which A answered with just as much frustration "no, mommy I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich!"

Precious!

 

[Star*]

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See Beths Avatar - I lovingly have called her SUPER (for obvious reasons) and squirrel because - well um......see Avatar....and if you look real close the squirrel is SUPER man .....