People who come to the door with attempts of religious conversion

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Roll With It
One of my aunts has about the most perfect line for those who want to convert her, get her to join their committee or book group or whatever, or her adult kids when she thinks they are planning something like bungee jumping. You should see the confusion on the faces of the religious converters when she says it. They almost unilaterally are confused by it for a few min, long enough for her to shut the door.

She gives them a smile and says, 'I don't think I would enjoy that." It's stopping power is quite interestng.

If the religious people don't leave her alone, she turns them over to her husband. Who is quite 1,000,000% sure that their are 2 ways to do things. His way and the wrong way. I was about eight when he sat down with one of the religious people and had a chat with him. By the end of my uncle's "discussion" the poor guy was questioning everything he ever learned, from religion to the color of the sky.

It only took my uncle ten minutes.
 
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