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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 584205" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>OMG! I just had another one! I heard the dogs start another barking frenzy and peeked out the window to see a dressed up man with a handful of religious pamphlets on my front porch. So there I was, hair all squirrely, bra-less, in my oldest rattiest sweatshirt. I opened the door anyway. I couldn't really hear what he was saying but talked to him through the glass storm door, while attempting to hold my barking dog, Katy, away from the door ... backed him right up a few steps! Katy is my 32-pound muscular Boston that looks more like an English Bulldog than a Boston. She was barking her head off and he assumed that she was trying to eat him. I let him think that. In reality, Katy is the friendliest dog on the planet and was barking because she was excited to have "company" at the front door - she was thinking that maybe he'd play with her, maybe even roll her ball so she could chase it! I opened the door just enough for him to slide the brochure through and he made a hasty retreat to his car.</p><p></p><p>Then I looked at the brochure ... OMG! I wish my scanner worked so I could post a picture of it! I guess lightning is gonna strike me but I can't stop giggling at it! Don't mean to offend anyone but apparently this was Disco Jesus! He looks like he just stepped right out of a 70's era hair salon! Seriously! He has a big toothy grin, a short neatly trimmed beard and moustache and longish poofy perfectly arranged hair. This "Jesus" looks like he's right off of an old BeeGee's album cover, like the extra Gibb brother! Like Barry, Maurice, Robin and Jesus Gibb! In the picture he's wearing robes but looks more like he should be wearing one of those white John Travolta suits and doing the cool dance moves under the disco ball! I'm perfectly serious about real religion but I've never seen a hip "Jesus" before and this picture is hysterical! Now I'm sitting here all by myself, laughing till tears rolled down my cheeks, like a crazy person! I was going to toss it out but I think I'll save it to show my son - he could use a good laugh about now!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 584205, member: 1883"] OMG! I just had another one! I heard the dogs start another barking frenzy and peeked out the window to see a dressed up man with a handful of religious pamphlets on my front porch. So there I was, hair all squirrely, bra-less, in my oldest rattiest sweatshirt. I opened the door anyway. I couldn't really hear what he was saying but talked to him through the glass storm door, while attempting to hold my barking dog, Katy, away from the door ... backed him right up a few steps! Katy is my 32-pound muscular Boston that looks more like an English Bulldog than a Boston. She was barking her head off and he assumed that she was trying to eat him. I let him think that. In reality, Katy is the friendliest dog on the planet and was barking because she was excited to have "company" at the front door - she was thinking that maybe he'd play with her, maybe even roll her ball so she could chase it! I opened the door just enough for him to slide the brochure through and he made a hasty retreat to his car. Then I looked at the brochure ... OMG! I wish my scanner worked so I could post a picture of it! I guess lightning is gonna strike me but I can't stop giggling at it! Don't mean to offend anyone but apparently this was Disco Jesus! He looks like he just stepped right out of a 70's era hair salon! Seriously! He has a big toothy grin, a short neatly trimmed beard and moustache and longish poofy perfectly arranged hair. This "Jesus" looks like he's right off of an old BeeGee's album cover, like the extra Gibb brother! Like Barry, Maurice, Robin and Jesus Gibb! In the picture he's wearing robes but looks more like he should be wearing one of those white John Travolta suits and doing the cool dance moves under the disco ball! I'm perfectly serious about real religion but I've never seen a hip "Jesus" before and this picture is hysterical! Now I'm sitting here all by myself, laughing till tears rolled down my cheeks, like a crazy person! I was going to toss it out but I think I'll save it to show my son - he could use a good laugh about now! [/QUOTE]
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