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Pray for me... taking 2.5 difficult child's skiing/snowboarding tomorrow!
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 344046" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OH HOW EXCITING!!!!!! First you'll shoot down the hill.......then you'll scream "GET OUT OF THE WAY" then you'll go bum over tea kettle shouting "OH Star..I really hate when you are correct." and land in one of those positions only seen in a KamaSutra book, <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/redface.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":redface:" title="redface :redface:" data-shortname=":redface:" /> then some BIG,TALL, BURLEY, rescue guy will come dig you out of the snow (face first you are) and put you on a St. Bernard pulled sled and haul you back to the edge of the Bunny Hill where they will put you in a waiting ambulance and cart you off to General Hospital to an awaiting Raoul who will kiss, kiss, kiss all your boo-boos and comfort you, wait on you hand and foot, bring you hot-chocolate with Baileys, cut up your meat, massage your feet.....and rain flower petals down on you while he slowly plays Classical guitar in the corner.....</p><p></p><p>and YOU thought I would make it ALL bad....pft. hahah.....OH and the kids? Yeah - well they all turn out to be spotted by Olympic hopeful coaches, get scholarships to college, finish top of their class, go on to the 2016 Winter Games and get hooked up with mega-million sports deals. </p><p></p><p>The End. </p><p>(no chickens were harmed in the making of this dream)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 344046, member: 4964"] OH HOW EXCITING!!!!!! First you'll shoot down the hill.......then you'll scream "GET OUT OF THE WAY" then you'll go bum over tea kettle shouting "OH Star..I really hate when you are correct." and land in one of those positions only seen in a KamaSutra book, :blushing: then some BIG,TALL, BURLEY, rescue guy will come dig you out of the snow (face first you are) and put you on a St. Bernard pulled sled and haul you back to the edge of the Bunny Hill where they will put you in a waiting ambulance and cart you off to General Hospital to an awaiting Raoul who will kiss, kiss, kiss all your boo-boos and comfort you, wait on you hand and foot, bring you hot-chocolate with Baileys, cut up your meat, massage your feet.....and rain flower petals down on you while he slowly plays Classical guitar in the corner..... and YOU thought I would make it ALL bad....pft. hahah.....OH and the kids? Yeah - well they all turn out to be spotted by Olympic hopeful coaches, get scholarships to college, finish top of their class, go on to the 2016 Winter Games and get hooked up with mega-million sports deals. The End. (no chickens were harmed in the making of this dream) [/QUOTE]
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