Quite the interesting news story

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Ok, nekkid in his window for all to see...but the part about the claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil???? WHAT?


    Oh and Star? I've already got your corner ready with a new supply of chocolate.
  2. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    Gotta love that "he's not right" comment.

    Hmm .. Let's see, grab hammer, go bang!, OW OW OW, put some motor oil in plastic bag, rub on injured part ... ahhhh! much better
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    I really want to know what the claw hammer was for! I might get the motor oil and plastic bag...but hammer?

    I think Abbey and I better not move to Fort Wayne...lol. (Though I do have to say I dont leave windows or doors open!)

    I have a weird news story but I am not searching out the local paper. I was driving home from Fayetteville NC the other day and overheard a news clip on the radio. Seems there was a hostage situation going on in town that day. They were advising the folks to stay away from a certain street. I didnt think it was too awfully strange that someone would go deranged and attempt to take hostages because Fort Bragg is there until I heard where they did this. The situation occurred at one of the better known Adult Toy Stores in town. Ok...my next question....did they go in their armed and say give me all your moving appliances? LMAO!
  4. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    When my husband was going to school in the "big city" we lived in an apartment complex and there was a guy who would parade around au natural in front of his sliding glass doors.......we happened to live across the way and had a pretty direct view........never thought to look for "accessories" of motor oil, claw hammer, etc...
    Ack......glad I stopped watching, reading the news ....
  5. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

    You guys have the claw hammer thing all wrong. I bet it was the other end of the hammer.
  6. Fran

    Fran Former Site Owner

    Hey I know that guy. He stood in front of the picture window every day for 8yrs I was in grade school. His mom would leave for work and the blinds would open and he would stand with his genitals at eye level. Being the good catholic girls we were, we turned our backs on him in righteous indignation.

    He is still here(I'm at mom's) I don't know if anyone ever turned him in but he didn't seem to have any fear.
    Why do they think anyone wants to look at their family jewels? Ewwwwwwww.
  7. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

  8. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    As far as I can tell, a claw hammer has 3 ends:
    - the claw end
    - the hammer end
    - the handle end

    I still can't fathom what the fellow was up to regardless of which end we're talking about

    In any case, eeeeeeewwwww!
  9. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Claw hammer and motor oil???? Someone turn my brain off right now. And he looks like a peach. Wait...maybe he's the guy who left ashes on my porch. Hey Ma!!!

  10. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    The claw hammer was for smacking the gerbils.

    OMG I am laughing so hard I can't breath.
  11. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

  12. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    OMG. Words are not enough.

  13. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green


    One of my friends emailed me back after I sent her the link. Her reply was that "sometimes there are things that just can't be unread"
  14. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    I got it all correct except for the plastic bag. husband got that part right. I don't even want to know how he knew that one.
  15. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Ya know....some people just have too much time...and oil...on their hands. I have seen Cory do some very weird things in his hypersexual days but this one takes the cake hands down. Ok...maybe not....I was in the ER once when they had to extract a mouse from a mans anus. But I think these two would have to be closely tied for gross factors.

    I think both of them should be sent to psychiatric wards.
  16. GoingNorth

    GoingNorth Crazy Cat Lady

    Pity of it is, that if he'd kept his fnorkin' blinds closed, he coulda partied to his little hearts content
  17. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    You know.............I feel a wee bit disgusted that all I needed to know was hammer, plastic bag, and motoroil to know what they caught him doing.

    Leaving the windows and door open ups the risk of getting caught, therefore the thrill becomes more intense.

  18. Calgon_Take_Me_Away

    Calgon_Take_Me_Away New Member

    I'm with- Lisa ~ he wanted to attract viewers.

    When I was in elementary school, I walked to school through one alley and then several streets. There was a guy one morning standing in his back doorway naked with- a hat on. After he did it for 2 days, I told my parents who called the police. While the police were at our house talking to me outside, he walked by. I had never seen him dressed but was pretty sure it was him. Before calling police, my parents drove by the front of his house to get an address. I don't know what ever happened to him, but changed my route to school.

  19. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Lisa, you were NOT the only one to know what he was doing with the items. I did too.

    This is just icky to me. If you do what you do in private - go for it. But the entire world, or just your neighbors, do NOT WANT TO KNOW!!

    I gues when this is your way of partying it must seem like there are more days in the week to your neighbors as the neighbor on the report said he did it "24/24"!!! Each day must seem REALLY long!
  20. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen


    I'm laughing my buttocks off. Time and oil on your hands? Really. I've never had that problem. Oh, geez...I have this claw hammer and a can of oil. Hmm...what should I do? Oh! I have an idea!! What a total dolt. I was going to say be creative...but I guess he was.