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<blockquote data-quote="Estherfromjerusalem" data-source="post: 151911" data-attributes="member: 77"><p>I got this from a friend in the e-mail. I think it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. So I thought I would share it with you all.</p><p></p><p>Love, Esther</p><p></p><p></p><p>Summer Classes for Men at </p><p>THE </p><p>ADULT LEARNING CENTER </p><p></p><p>REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED </p><p>by Friday, August 17 th 2008 </p><p>NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL </p><p>OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM </p><p></p><p>Class 1 </p><p>How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. </p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. </p><p></p><p>Class 2 </p><p>The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? </p><p>Round Table Discussion. </p><p>Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 3 </p><p>Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. </p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 4 </p><p>Fundamental Differences Between The La undry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. </p><p>Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. </p><p></p><p>Class 5 </p><p>Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? </p><p>Examples on Video. </p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning </p><p>at 7:00 PM </p><p></p><p>Class 6 </p><p>Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. </p><p>Help Line Support and Support Groups. </p><p>Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM </p><p></p><p>Class 7 </p><p>Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. </p><p>Open Forum </p><p>Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 8 </p><p>Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. </p><p>Graphics and Audio Tapes. </p><p>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 9 </p><p>Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. </p><p>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined </p><p></p><p>Class 10 </p><p>Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? </p><p>Driving Simulations. </p><p>4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 11 </p><p>Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. </p><p>Online Classes and role-playing </p><p>Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined </p><p></p><p>Class 12 </p><p>How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion </p><p>Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.</p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. </p><p></p><p>Class 13 </p><p>How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. </p><p>Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. < BR>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p></p><p>Class 14 </p><p>The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. </p><p>Live Demonstration. </p><p>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Estherfromjerusalem, post: 151911, member: 77"] I got this from a friend in the e-mail. I think it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. So I thought I would share it with you all. Love, Esther Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 17 th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The La undry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. < BR>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. [/QUOTE]
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