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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 313633" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">My rebuttle: By Star</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: blue">That still leaves some of the stuff to worry about doesn't it? Wonder which is the stuff I should worry about and which is the stuff I shouldn't? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">If I'm being chased by <span style="color: yellowgreen">Flubber</span> bouncing will not help me either.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Except for HELP ME OUT OF THE POOL Those soaking words should be yelled.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="color: blue">C-4 pancakes and a good shot gun and you can just blow that stump to Hades.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">So does putting glue in their shampoo.</span></span></span> </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Never EVER under any circumstances sell your mule - DUH.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">If you're ridin' ahead of the herd and you're the only cowboy; you're a lousy cowboy.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Unless you have a dart gun or a Toblerone</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You cannot unsay a cruel word. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nope - that one is true. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 10px">Unless the question is Would you like a weekend without the children all expenses paid?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. </span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"> <span style="font-size: 10px">I hope you interefere with a Websters dictionary, or an English class.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Chicken livers have a lot to do with the outcome of a nekkid Warrior Mom dance. How coincidental.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. </span><span style="font-size: 15px">The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">If ya'll catches 'em raght up ina tree n eatz um onthe wang? They'z a might tastier an real ez to swaller.</span></span> </span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Make sure tho ya'll gits yer crow tag cuz crow season tain't but a few weeks now..ya hear?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Personally I'd ask for a rope. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with looks at you in the mirror every mornin'. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 10px">Not true, she lives in WI. first initial D. The one in the mirror is an</span> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/angel2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angel2:" title="angel :angel2:" data-shortname=":angel2:" /></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Who wrote this one? Andre the giant? I have a tiny little mouth and take lady like bites thank you very much.</span> <span style="color: magenta">Probably the same uncouth person that chews with their mouth open. Yuk.</span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Or...it could come from watching others mess up and taking really good notes. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Remember: Don't squat with your spurs on. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Unless you have an iron butt.</span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">This is a farce set out by the MAN - I say live life like there is no tomorrow because by the time I get to think back I'll have alzhiemers and won't remember a thing.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">Okay so all dog trainers are failures? Who writes this stuff?</span></span> </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">That's what <span style="color: green">catnip</span> is for.</span> <span style="color: seagreen">Like WOW.....man</span><span style="color: seagreen">. Duuuuuude...the bag...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The best sermons are lived, not preached. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Okay again, so all pastors......?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Keep skunks and politicians and lawyers at a distance. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">I had a pet skunk - Name was Stinker - he was cute. I know some polititians and lawyers - can't think of a name to put here that wouldn't get censored, and none of them were cute; nor would I have them for pets, but it did not say how far of a distance. </span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">I think small people would really resent this statement.</span></span> </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">But in the end our difficult child children can turn out to be decent people. Yeah that's the proper ending. UGH</span>. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It's better to be a has-been than a never-was. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">I can't even hear you right now those doughnuts look so delicious. Yeah, I got nothing.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Meanness don't jest happen overnight. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">Oh yeah? Come to my house. Yesterday I was nice and this morning I woke up with PMDD.</span></span> </span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">I'm an overnight sensation.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When you wallow with pigs, expect to git dirty.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">When you wallow with pigs expect to get smashed - my hog weighed 390 lbs. Wouldn't matter if you were dirty - squished is squished.</span></span> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 313633, member: 4964"] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]My rebuttle: By Star[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=blue]That still leaves some of the stuff to worry about doesn't it? Wonder which is the stuff I should worry about and which is the stuff I shouldn't? [/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE] Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. [/SIZE] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]If I'm being chased by [COLOR=yellowgreen]Flubber[/COLOR] bouncing will not help me either.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4]Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Book Antiqua]Except for HELP ME OUT OF THE POOL Those soaking words should be yelled. [/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. [/SIZE] [FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=blue]C-4 pancakes and a good shot gun and you can just blow that stump to Hades.[/COLOR][/FONT] [SIZE=4]Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]So does putting glue in their shampoo.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Never EVER under any circumstances sell your mule - DUH.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][SIZE=4]If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]If you're ridin' ahead of the herd and you're the only cowboy; you're a lousy cowboy.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Unless you have a dart gun or a Toblerone[/COLOR] [SIZE=4]You cannot unsay a cruel word. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue][SIZE=4]Nope - that one is true. [/SIZE] [/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][SIZE=2]Unless the question is Would you like a weekend without the children all expenses paid?[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=2]I hope you interefere with a Websters dictionary, or an English class.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]Chicken livers have a lot to do with the outcome of a nekkid Warrior Mom dance. How coincidental. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]If ya'll catches 'em raght up ina tree n eatz um onthe wang? They'z a might tastier an real ez to swaller.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Make sure tho ya'll gits yer crow tag cuz crow season tain't but a few weeks now..ya hear?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Personally I'd ask for a rope. [/COLOR] [SIZE=4]The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with looks at you in the mirror every mornin'. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][SIZE=2]Not true, she lives in WI. first initial D. The one in the mirror is an[/SIZE] :angel2:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Who wrote this one? Andre the giant? I have a tiny little mouth and take lady like bites thank you very much.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]Probably the same uncouth person that chews with their mouth open. Yuk.[/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Or...it could come from watching others mess up and taking really good notes. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Remember: Don't squat with your spurs on. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Unless you have an iron butt.[/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]This is a farce set out by the MAN - I say live life like there is no tomorrow because by the time I get to think back I'll have alzhiemers and won't remember a thing. [/COLOR] [SIZE=4]If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Okay so all dog trainers are failures? Who writes this stuff?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]That's what [COLOR=green]catnip[/COLOR] is for.[/COLOR] [COLOR=seagreen]Like WOW.....man[/COLOR][COLOR=seagreen]. Duuuuuude...the bag...[/COLOR] [SIZE=4]The best sermons are lived, not preached. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]Okay again, so all pastors......?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Keep skunks and politicians and lawyers at a distance. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]I had a pet skunk - Name was Stinker - he was cute. I know some polititians and lawyers - can't think of a name to put here that wouldn't get censored, and none of them were cute; nor would I have them for pets, but it did not say how far of a distance. [/COLOR] [SIZE=4]It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]I think small people would really resent this statement.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]But in the end our difficult child children can turn out to be decent people. Yeah that's the proper ending. UGH[/COLOR]. :ashamed: [SIZE=4]It's better to be a has-been than a never-was. [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]I can't even hear you right now those doughnuts look so delicious. Yeah, I got nothing. [/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Meanness don't jest happen overnight. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Oh yeah? Come to my house. Yesterday I was nice and this morning I woke up with PMDD.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]I'm an overnight sensation.[/COLOR] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]When you wallow with pigs, expect to git dirty.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]When you wallow with pigs expect to get smashed - my hog weighed 390 lbs. Wouldn't matter if you were dirty - squished is squished.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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