Shari! Be careful - they'll send in Marlon Perkins in with a camera crew from "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" and poor Jim will have to wrestle your husband to the floor while Marlon rambles on:
"As you can see, the mating ritual of the male Homo Erectus has caused the development of skills that include dusting with a cloth, vacuuming and folding laundry." "The female will respond to this "preening" with a cold Coke and a hidden video camera for proof that this performance was acutally made".
Enjoy it while it's happening!
Beth