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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 345136" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>Sometimes it's as much the little things adding up as it is the BIG things that cause them to become an "ex"! </p><p> </p><p>Reason #96,834 why I divorced him: Believe it or not, I have a 'sink' story too! We lived in Florida back then and he had gone to the beach with his brother at night. supposedly to go crabbing. He came home at 6:00 a.m., blearly eyed and drunk as a skunk, with a bucketful of little 2" wide crabs - LIVE crabs, 50 or 60 of them! He filled the kitchen sink with water, dumped the crabs in the sink, then staggered off to the bedroom and passed out dead to the world as only the very, very drunk can do. It wasn't five minutes before the *%#& things were climbing out of the sink and running around on the counters, across the kitchen floor ... everywhere! A few made it in to the living room! Now some people may have been brave enough to stick their hand in that sink full of nasty little crabs and drain the water out, but certainly not me! </p><p> </p><p>I took advantage of the only resource I had available to me - an iron skillet! I was running around my kitchen whacking them with the skillet, the few that made it all the way to the living room were shooshed outside with the broom. If you can even imagine the smell and the mess from having a kitchen full of splattered crabs ... I should have kept that skillet and put it to better use! He's just <em>darned</em> lucky that he emerged from our 'marriage' without the words, "WEAREVER" imprinted on his forehead!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 345136, member: 1883"] Sometimes it's as much the little things adding up as it is the BIG things that cause them to become an "ex"! Reason #96,834 why I divorced him: Believe it or not, I have a 'sink' story too! We lived in Florida back then and he had gone to the beach with his brother at night. supposedly to go crabbing. He came home at 6:00 a.m., blearly eyed and drunk as a skunk, with a bucketful of little 2" wide crabs - LIVE crabs, 50 or 60 of them! He filled the kitchen sink with water, dumped the crabs in the sink, then staggered off to the bedroom and passed out dead to the world as only the very, very drunk can do. It wasn't five minutes before the *%#& things were climbing out of the sink and running around on the counters, across the kitchen floor ... everywhere! A few made it in to the living room! Now some people may have been brave enough to stick their hand in that sink full of nasty little crabs and drain the water out, but certainly not me! I took advantage of the only resource I had available to me - an iron skillet! I was running around my kitchen whacking them with the skillet, the few that made it all the way to the living room were shooshed outside with the broom. If you can even imagine the smell and the mess from having a kitchen full of splattered crabs ... I should have kept that skillet and put it to better use! He's just [I]darned[/I] lucky that he emerged from our 'marriage' without the words, "WEAREVER" imprinted on his forehead! [/QUOTE]
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