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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 273509" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Ask your insurance company to fax you a form that the cop could fill out and have notarized as a statement - ???? </p><p> </p><p>Just thinking out loud. </p><p> </p><p>This reminds me of my favorite cop joke.............</p><p>(not that you're in the mood for humor) </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Okay so this man hears noises in his garage at 1:00 AM. Upon looking out the window he also sees flashlights bouncing off the walls and out the window. He dials 911. </p><p> </p><p>He whispers to the operator - "There is someone in my garage stealing my tools, come quick." and the operator responds "I'm sorry sir we have no available officers at this time. Please stay in doors and when an officer is available one will be dispatched." The man, upset, hangs up. </p><p> </p><p>One minute later the frustrated man calls 911 again. He whispers to the operator - "Come quick I've shot three people trying to steal my tools out of my garage." and hangs up. </p><p> </p><p>Two minutes later four police cars, lights dazzling off the neighbors homes, and sirens blaring arrive on the scene. The crooks in the garage open the door and come out with their hands up. The man comes out of the safety of his house and smiles. The officer says "I thought you called and said you shot three people?" The man says "I thought no officers were available at this time." </p><p> </p><p>Yeah - good to be the king.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 273509, member: 4964"] Ask your insurance company to fax you a form that the cop could fill out and have notarized as a statement - ???? Just thinking out loud. This reminds me of my favorite cop joke............. (not that you're in the mood for humor) Okay so this man hears noises in his garage at 1:00 AM. Upon looking out the window he also sees flashlights bouncing off the walls and out the window. He dials 911. He whispers to the operator - "There is someone in my garage stealing my tools, come quick." and the operator responds "I'm sorry sir we have no available officers at this time. Please stay in doors and when an officer is available one will be dispatched." The man, upset, hangs up. One minute later the frustrated man calls 911 again. He whispers to the operator - "Come quick I've shot three people trying to steal my tools out of my garage." and hangs up. Two minutes later four police cars, lights dazzling off the neighbors homes, and sirens blaring arrive on the scene. The crooks in the garage open the door and come out with their hands up. The man comes out of the safety of his house and smiles. The officer says "I thought you called and said you shot three people?" The man says "I thought no officers were available at this time." Yeah - good to be the king. [/QUOTE]
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