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So, uhmmm, I rec'd a phone call.....
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Bad Kitty" data-source="post: 74437" data-attributes="member: 3647"><p>The comic Ron White did a schtick that was comparable. He was talking about his new bride, who had come from money, and had not really done much for herself for most of her life. </p><p></p><p>The set up: He is away on business in Atlanta. She is at home with the dogs. She calls the hotel where he is staying and has him tracked down. She needs to talk to him right away because it is an emergency. So the hotel goes into full panic mode, trying to find him. They finally locate him. He gets to a phone, and he's freaking out a little (and half hoping that her parents keeled over, because that means that she will get the inheritance, lol).</p><p></p><p>His panicking wife tells him that the dog pooped on the carpet. He's like "That is the emergency??" She says "you don't understand. There is DOG POOP on the CARPET!" "And what would you like me to do about that? I'm in GEOR---GIA!" Finally he tells her to put a paper towel over it. He makes a joke about her being too lazy to take the dog outside. </p><p></p><p>So he says he comes home and there are paper towel tents all over the carpet. He called it "poopapalooza".</p><p></p><p>It was so funny. Keep in mind, this is a stand up schtick, timing is everything, and the guy just has the best faces.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Bad Kitty, post: 74437, member: 3647"] The comic Ron White did a schtick that was comparable. He was talking about his new bride, who had come from money, and had not really done much for herself for most of her life. The set up: He is away on business in Atlanta. She is at home with the dogs. She calls the hotel where he is staying and has him tracked down. She needs to talk to him right away because it is an emergency. So the hotel goes into full panic mode, trying to find him. They finally locate him. He gets to a phone, and he's freaking out a little (and half hoping that her parents keeled over, because that means that she will get the inheritance, lol). His panicking wife tells him that the dog pooped on the carpet. He's like "That is the emergency??" She says "you don't understand. There is DOG POOP on the CARPET!" "And what would you like me to do about that? I'm in GEOR---GIA!" Finally he tells her to put a paper towel over it. He makes a joke about her being too lazy to take the dog outside. So he says he comes home and there are paper towel tents all over the carpet. He called it "poopapalooza". It was so funny. Keep in mind, this is a stand up schtick, timing is everything, and the guy just has the best faces. [/QUOTE]
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