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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 284803" data-attributes="member: 179"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WALKING THE DOG</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A WOMAN was flying from </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Seattleto San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramentofor almost an hour. Would you like to <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy</span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">would like to stretch his legs<em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>.'</strong></span></span></em></strong></em></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Picture this:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes,but they were trying to change airlines!</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">(Have to click on the link to see the photo.)</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">True story... </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Have a great day and remember...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">IS A DAY WASTED!!!</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 284803, member: 179"] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]WALKING THE DOG[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A WOMAN was flying from [/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial]Seattleto San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..?[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramentofor almost an hour. Would you like to [COLOR=black][COLOR=black]get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]would like to stretch his legs[I][B][I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B].'[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/I][/B][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes,but they were trying to change airlines![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000](Have to click on the link to see the photo.)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]True story... [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Have a great day and remember...[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]IS A DAY WASTED!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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