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<blockquote data-quote="DammitJanet" data-source="post: 274082" data-attributes="member: 1514"><p>HOW TO BREAK WESSON OIL: </p><p></p><p>There are numerous ways to break a Wesson oil bottle for those among us who dont know this. One is you can have your attention distracted by various things such as children, hot men or women, noisy music or shoplifters and the bottle can slip through your grasp and fall to the floor with a shattering thud. Another way is that you, yourself, can be attempting to shoplift said Wesson oil and attempt to stick it in your oversized raincoat and it slides right out and falls on the ground with said shattering thud. Another way is that you get that evil buggy with the loose wheel that wont turn right and you barge right in to the nice large stack of Wesson oil bottles that some poor stockboy has just stacked and ALL the bottles go crashing down and at least one bottle breaks.</p><p></p><p>Now at least 25 to 50&#37; of your customers will attempt to slink away from said mess without admitting to anyone that they made the mess if no one is on that isle with them at the time the mess was made!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DammitJanet, post: 274082, member: 1514"] HOW TO BREAK WESSON OIL: There are numerous ways to break a Wesson oil bottle for those among us who dont know this. One is you can have your attention distracted by various things such as children, hot men or women, noisy music or shoplifters and the bottle can slip through your grasp and fall to the floor with a shattering thud. Another way is that you, yourself, can be attempting to shoplift said Wesson oil and attempt to stick it in your oversized raincoat and it slides right out and falls on the ground with said shattering thud. Another way is that you get that evil buggy with the loose wheel that wont turn right and you barge right in to the nice large stack of Wesson oil bottles that some poor stockboy has just stacked and ALL the bottles go crashing down and at least one bottle breaks. Now at least 25 to 50% of your customers will attempt to slink away from said mess without admitting to anyone that they made the mess if no one is on that isle with them at the time the mess was made! [/QUOTE]
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