husband went out tonight and after he left difficult child was sneaking around and wouldn't answer me when i called out for him. he always does this when husband is gone out. so i sent him to his room. after a minute he starts screaming 'let me out! someone help me, i'm locked in here!!" There is no lock on his door. so i told him be quiet or he's never gonna get out...hehehe... like that worked right? he starts calling husband. i tell him husband is not home. he tells me to get husband. i say no, husband is gone out with his friends to play video games he'll be back when he gets back. he keeps calling husband. calling and calling and calling for husband. he won't answer me. so i pretend to be husband and say "what difficult child?" in my gruffest manly voice. he says "mom locked me in here. she's gonna hurt me. i need you to chop her up and throw her in the garbage so i can come out. ok, dad?"