St Patty's Day Humor

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Lothlorien, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ."


    The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

    The first guy says, "So am I! And where about


    from Ireland might you be?"

    The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am."

    The first guy responds, "So am I!"

    "Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?"

    The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

    The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?"

    The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course."

    The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

    The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see. I


    graduated in 1964."

    The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!"

    About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits


    down and orders a beer.

    Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night
    tonight."

    Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

    "The Murphy twins are drunk again."
     
  2. scent of cedar

    scent of cedar New Member

    :)

    Too funny!

    Barbara
     
  3. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Shore n that was a funny Irish joke Lothlorien......

    I LOVED IT! I'm copying it and sending it to me wee Irish rose of a mum.


     
  5. SaraT

    SaraT New Member

    :rofl:Thanks Loth I needed that today.
     
  6. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Love it!! Will tell it to my Irish in-laws!

    Thanks
     
  7. VickiL

    VickiL New Member

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