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<blockquote data-quote="witzend" data-source="post: 136263" data-attributes="member: 99"><p>husband sat on Grand Jury last year for a month. That's where after the police arrest a suspect, the DA asks the Grand Jury to decide if there is enough evidence to indict, and if not the charges are dropped.</p><p></p><p>There was the driver who would not open his mouth, whose passenger said it was because he couldn't speak English. Couldn't have had anything to do with the 24 balloons of heroin in his mouth...</p><p></p><p>But apparently, every day, someone would be arrested with drugs in their pants pocket, and to a man, (or woman) each one claimed "These aren't my pants." </p><p></p><p>Police officer: "Whose pants are they?"</p><p></p><p>Dimwit: "I don't know."</p><p></p><p>PO: "Where were you when you put them on?"</p><p></p><p>wife: "My girlfriend's house."</p><p></p><p>PO: "Are they your girlfriend's pants?"</p><p></p><p>wife: "No."</p><p></p><p>PO: "What's her name?"</p><p></p><p>wife: "I don't know."</p><p></p><p>UGH! Even Lindsay Lohan tried to pull it when she got pulled over with cocaine in her pocket. "These aren't my pants!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="witzend, post: 136263, member: 99"] husband sat on Grand Jury last year for a month. That's where after the police arrest a suspect, the DA asks the Grand Jury to decide if there is enough evidence to indict, and if not the charges are dropped. There was the driver who would not open his mouth, whose passenger said it was because he couldn't speak English. Couldn't have had anything to do with the 24 balloons of heroin in his mouth... But apparently, every day, someone would be arrested with drugs in their pants pocket, and to a man, (or woman) each one claimed "These aren't my pants." Police officer: "Whose pants are they?" Dimwit: "I don't know." PO: "Where were you when you put them on?" wife: "My girlfriend's house." PO: "Are they your girlfriend's pants?" wife: "No." PO: "What's her name?" wife: "I don't know." UGH! Even Lindsay Lohan tried to pull it when she got pulled over with cocaine in her pocket. "These aren't my pants!" [/QUOTE]
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